Monday, December 31, 2007
Bass for Beginners Lessons - Guitar Noise
I got a bass for Christmas.
I've been playing guitar for about 20 years, so I already know where all the notes are on a bass. You can transfer a lot, which is what I've done anytime I've ever borrowed someone's bass before.
But now that I actually own one, I figure I should read articles like this to try to get some idea of how to approach the bass not as a guitar but as its own instrument (which it of course is).
I've been playing guitar for about 20 years, so I already know where all the notes are on a bass. You can transfer a lot, which is what I've done anytime I've ever borrowed someone's bass before.
But now that I actually own one, I figure I should read articles like this to try to get some idea of how to approach the bass not as a guitar but as its own instrument (which it of course is).
did you ever get the feeling...
"Did you ever get the feeling that the world was a tuxedo and you were a pair of brown shoes?" -- George Gobel
(via Chet)
(via Chet)
Friday, December 28, 2007
unix utilities you should know
xxd, which usually accompanies VIM, is a hexdump program with a difference: it also converts hexdumps *back* into binaries.
The manpage says it was written in 1997. So people (like me) whose formative experiences with unix were all way before 1997 may be surprised to find this program is already in their Linux or Cygwin toolbox.
The manpage says it was written in 1997. So people (like me) whose formative experiences with unix were all way before 1997 may be surprised to find this program is already in their Linux or Cygwin toolbox.
Monday, December 17, 2007
quote of the day
This story has no moral.
This story has no end.
This story just goes to show
that there ain't no good in men.
-- "Frankie and Johnny", as recorded by Jimmy Rodgers
This story has no end.
This story just goes to show
that there ain't no good in men.
-- "Frankie and Johnny", as recorded by Jimmy Rodgers
Saturday, December 15, 2007
only people who work (or have worked) with me will really understand this..
What started as a simple effort to free up some space on my (work) laptop hard drive has cascaded into a total purge of ye olde Magnet Internette Bankynge Suite. Not only sources and binaries of multiple versions, but also lots of other stuff that only needed to be on here to support it. It's gone. All my mcbase are belong to null.
I really didn't need any of this cruft to be on here. Not only am I not a developer now, I shouldn't be working on this even if I were.
The amount of disk space freed is in the tens of gigs.
EDIT: Monday, I'm getting rid of the bees poster.
I really didn't need any of this cruft to be on here. Not only am I not a developer now, I shouldn't be working on this even if I were.
The amount of disk space freed is in the tens of gigs.
EDIT: Monday, I'm getting rid of the bees poster.
Tuesday, December 11, 2007
random stuff you (re)discover when you go through the clutter of your desk
For reasons I can't recall or explain, I currently have every old hard drive I've ever owned (from personal machines, not work machines) at work with me.
YouTube - Ernest and Pop go Fishing
Anybody who has struggled to understand my own ramblings should watch thing. This movie is the source of my occasional saying of things like, "course that was in ninety-four... I don't remember ninety-four".
The Book of Ratings
Pity that this blog seems to not be maintained anymore. Or at least really, really slow. Because these archives is good. How good? Check out this random quote:
"Toads are kind of like sport utility frogs: uglier, slower, and somewhat better at moving over rough terrain while not exactly being good at it."
Yes, that good. A+
"Toads are kind of like sport utility frogs: uglier, slower, and somewhat better at moving over rough terrain while not exactly being good at it."
Yes, that good. A+
Friday, December 07, 2007
on a related note..
Can somebody explain the sudden (re)popularity of the "Chicken Dance" to me? I'd never heard of it before a couple of years ago; now its on all my kids' records like its something that little kids have always listened to.
Old songs don't just come back out of nowhere on their own; somebody re-popularizes them. Think of what Tarantino did for "Stuck in the Middle With You". Who is responsible for the Chicken Dance?
Old songs don't just come back out of nowhere on their own; somebody re-popularizes them. Think of what Tarantino did for "Stuck in the Middle With You". Who is responsible for the Chicken Dance?
YouTube - Weird Al Yankovic Polkarama!
Signs that you've been out of tune with pop culture for some time:
1. you only recognize about half the songs being covered here.
1. you only recognize about half the songs being covered here.
Thursday, December 06, 2007
Ayn Rand Lexicon
This site is like a whole wikipedia of nothing but Ayn Rand quotes. How you will feel about that probably depends on how you feel about Ayn Rand.
Wednesday, December 05, 2007
YouTube - Lucifer'S Friend: "Ride In The Sky"
I looked this up because of the connection (singer John Lawton) to Uriah Heep. I daresay this rocks quite a bit harder than the contemporary Heep. If you've ever thought to yourself, "damn I wish early Black Sabbath had had an organ player like Deep Purple", then my friend prepare to have that lifelong dream satisfied.
Further proof of Led Zeppelin unoriginality: listen how similar the french horn (yes, French Horn in a hard rock song) is to the opening screams of "Immigrant Song". Every resource I can find on the web says this song came first.
Further proof of Led Zeppelin unoriginality: listen how similar the french horn (yes, French Horn in a hard rock song) is to the opening screams of "Immigrant Song". Every resource I can find on the web says this song came first.
Tuesday, December 04, 2007
Convert m4a (aac) to mp3 at Elliot Lee
There are apparently a lot of companies out there selling software to do something that is already built into iTunes.
Monday, December 03, 2007
Comic Book Urban Legends Revealed #114
Not the Mickey Mouse you grew up with unless you're in your 80's or 90's, in which case I'd like to hear about what you're doing reading this blog at all.
Sunday, December 02, 2007
youtube presents the evolution of Pegleg Pete, part 1
Mickey's a mouse, Donald's a duck, Pluto's a dog, Goofy's a sentient (but still subnormal) dog... what the f**k is Pete?
Alice Solves The Puzzle (1925)
In his first appearance (3 years before Mickey's creation) Pete is quite obviously a bear. He appears around 2 minutes into the film. Also check out the Felix-like cat character. Extremely Felix-like. I could probably pass this off to my kids as an actual Felix cartoon.
(Yes, my kids know who Felix the cat is.. thanks to a $.99 DVD from Wal-Mart of mostly later "sound" Felix cartoons, the ones that flopped and ended his now-forgotten reign as America's favorite toon)
Check out some of the other "Alice Comedies" on youtube for lots of proto-Mickey mice.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iHFTvJKl5PM
Alice Solves The Puzzle (1925)
In his first appearance (3 years before Mickey's creation) Pete is quite obviously a bear. He appears around 2 minutes into the film. Also check out the Felix-like cat character. Extremely Felix-like. I could probably pass this off to my kids as an actual Felix cartoon.
(Yes, my kids know who Felix the cat is.. thanks to a $.99 DVD from Wal-Mart of mostly later "sound" Felix cartoons, the ones that flopped and ended his now-forgotten reign as America's favorite toon)
Check out some of the other "Alice Comedies" on youtube for lots of proto-Mickey mice.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iHFTvJKl5PM
Wednesday, November 28, 2007
1060 NetKernel 3.3 RESTful application server released
I really should read this.
Monday, November 19, 2007
Super President
Is it just me, or does the title card at the end look a lot like a font they'd have used for a psychedelic rock album cover? I expect it to say "Iron Butterfly" or something.
Friday, November 09, 2007
tounge-eating isopod
Just one of many amazing things to be found at the Tree of Life Web Project.
If you haven't read about evolution or the history and classification of life since your high-school biology class (for me, approximately 1990), do yourself a favor and just click around Wikipedia a bit. Start with the article for any animal or plant you're interested in, and just follow the links.
The human race seems to know so much more about genetics, molecular biology, and therefore about evolution than we did in 1990. It seems like a major scientific revolution has happened in the meantime.
(Either that, or that expensive textbook in 1990 had less of what was then known about evolution in it than some website written by random people on the internet, that anyone can edit. I am not discounting this possibility.)
If you haven't read about evolution or the history and classification of life since your high-school biology class (for me, approximately 1990), do yourself a favor and just click around Wikipedia a bit. Start with the article for any animal or plant you're interested in, and just follow the links.
The human race seems to know so much more about genetics, molecular biology, and therefore about evolution than we did in 1990. It seems like a major scientific revolution has happened in the meantime.
(Either that, or that expensive textbook in 1990 had less of what was then known about evolution in it than some website written by random people on the internet, that anyone can edit. I am not discounting this possibility.)
Wednesday, November 07, 2007
The International Dateline & the Weekly Sabbath
Via Jesse.
Tuesday, November 06, 2007
Trade Wars 2002 - DOS Screenshots - MobyGames
Awesome.
vintage guitar picks?
(note: this exact identical question was also posted to the songfight forums)
A music store near me happens to have a number of picks in their pick case that are very similar to the ones in this picture:
Martin-Vintage Heavy Gauge Blue Guitar Pick Picks
The only difference is that these are not blue, they are brown and translucent. And they are a *lot* cheaper than these ones being sold on e-bay.
I bought one and I really liked the way it felt, and the way it sounded. Although I did manage to break it sooner than any other picks I've ever used. I would be genuinely saddened if it turned out that these were some kind of vintage item that is no longer made so that when the store sells out of them, I will only be able to get them at jacked-up prices on e-bay.
Should I go out right now and buy up all of the ones at the store? Or are these actually a common commodity that I don't need to worry about running out of?
A music store near me happens to have a number of picks in their pick case that are very similar to the ones in this picture:
Martin-Vintage Heavy Gauge Blue Guitar Pick Picks
The only difference is that these are not blue, they are brown and translucent. And they are a *lot* cheaper than these ones being sold on e-bay.
I bought one and I really liked the way it felt, and the way it sounded. Although I did manage to break it sooner than any other picks I've ever used. I would be genuinely saddened if it turned out that these were some kind of vintage item that is no longer made so that when the store sells out of them, I will only be able to get them at jacked-up prices on e-bay.
Should I go out right now and buy up all of the ones at the store? Or are these actually a common commodity that I don't need to worry about running out of?
Sunday, November 04, 2007
You may be familiar with Frank Zappa's brief scene with Davy Jones in "Head":
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JOI-SDYGviM
I've always thought that the line "Monkees is the craziest people" had
to be a reference to something.
Thanks to Wikipedia, I *finally* know:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lew_Lehr
Only a handful more of these kinds of loose ends to tie up, and I'll
know everything I ever wanted to know.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JOI-SDYGviM
I've always thought that the line "Monkees is the craziest people" had
to be a reference to something.
Thanks to Wikipedia, I *finally* know:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lew_Lehr
Only a handful more of these kinds of loose ends to tie up, and I'll
know everything I ever wanted to know.
Friday, November 02, 2007
Best Practices for Applying Ajax to JSR 168 Portlets
Work related.
Abstract: JSR 168 was not designed with AJAX in mind. Which makes sense, as it is definitely older than the name "AJAX" being used for asynchronous client requests, and possibly older than the technology itself. There are workarounds, but they are just that: it takes work to get around the problem.
Abstract: JSR 168 was not designed with AJAX in mind. Which makes sense, as it is definitely older than the name "AJAX" being used for asynchronous client requests, and possibly older than the technology itself. There are workarounds, but they are just that: it takes work to get around the problem.
Thursday, November 01, 2007
Schneier on Security: The War on the Unexpected
Read the article *and* the comments.
Everyone needs to drive a vehicle, even the very tall. This was the largest auto that I could afford.
I don't write much about cars on here. Mostly because I'm not an "enthusiast". This will probably be the only car-related post you'll see from me.
Yesterday I brought home a 2004 Honda Civic. I needed a car to get me (and usually only me) to and from work. I need a car to use little gas, and not break down often. And that's about it.
Oh, and I need to be able to play my iPod in it. Strongly considering this. Yeah, FM transmitters, yadda yadda. I've used one of those before on my Saturn and it sucked.
So, just drove the thing off the lot and I'm already thinking of modding it.
Which brings me to the real kernel of this post: it's really, really sad that the term "rice boy" seems to have largely come and gone from popular usage without anyone taking advantage of the opportunity to record a parody called "Rice Boys Don't Play Rock N' Roll" based on the sleaze-metal classic "Nice Boys" (most famously recorded by Guns N' Roses but originally by Aussie (and awesome) slide-guitar rockers Rose Tattoo). A crying, crying, shame.
Finally, before anybody says, "if you want to save gas why didn't you buy a hybrid?": I did the math. Based on my daily commute distance and the current price of gas, I figured out how much money a hybrid would save me per year. A hybrid would take at least 10 years to save enough gas money to make up for the higher price tag. In 10 years fusion cars or something could be available anyway.
Yesterday I brought home a 2004 Honda Civic. I needed a car to get me (and usually only me) to and from work. I need a car to use little gas, and not break down often. And that's about it.
Oh, and I need to be able to play my iPod in it. Strongly considering this. Yeah, FM transmitters, yadda yadda. I've used one of those before on my Saturn and it sucked.
So, just drove the thing off the lot and I'm already thinking of modding it.
Which brings me to the real kernel of this post: it's really, really sad that the term "rice boy" seems to have largely come and gone from popular usage without anyone taking advantage of the opportunity to record a parody called "Rice Boys Don't Play Rock N' Roll" based on the sleaze-metal classic "Nice Boys" (most famously recorded by Guns N' Roses but originally by Aussie (and awesome) slide-guitar rockers Rose Tattoo). A crying, crying, shame.
Finally, before anybody says, "if you want to save gas why didn't you buy a hybrid?": I did the math. Based on my daily commute distance and the current price of gas, I figured out how much money a hybrid would save me per year. A hybrid would take at least 10 years to save enough gas money to make up for the higher price tag. In 10 years fusion cars or something could be available anyway.
Wednesday, October 31, 2007
Secure This - Worse Than Failure
Read the whole thing. This is one the most succinct summary of how website "security" usually works that I have ever seen.
Thursday, October 25, 2007
Six Objections to the Westphall Hypothesis
The argument for this claim, what I’ll call the Westphall Hypothesis, is based around a rather impressive bit of research about crossovers in TV-land. (The site seems to be based in Victoria, so I have some natural fondness for it.) The reasoning is as follows. The last episode of St. Elsewhere revealed that the entire storyline of that show hadn’t really (i.e. really in the fiction) happened but had all been a dream of Tommy Westphall. So by extension any story involving a character from St. Elsewhere is really (in the fiction) part of Tommy’s dream. And any story involving a character from one of those shows is also part of Tommy’s dream, etc. So all 164 shows that are connected to St. Elsewhere in virtue of character sharing are part of Tommy’s dream.
It’s a nice little idea, but there are half a dozen things wrong with it.
Wednesday, October 24, 2007
Subtraction: If It Looks Like a Cow, Swims Like a Dolphin and Quacks Like a Duck, It Must Be Enterprise Software
Subtraction: If It Looks Like a Cow, Swims Like a Dolphin and Quacks Like a Duck, It Must Be Enterprise Software: "It’s just perfect that Lotus Notes, an application whose awkward integration of multiple feature sets I’ve only ever heard spoken about with violent disgust, promotes itself as freakish software. As if frightening, cross-species aberrations of nature are what we’ve all been looking for in an email and calendaring solution. This is a campaign that can only make sense in the intensely inward-looking world of enterprise software."
wanted: family tree of database products
Boning up on Hibernate and JPA, makes me think about the history of relational databases.
Facts like these can be gleaned from sources such as Wikipedia:
Ingres begat Postgres.
Sybase was originally a clone of Ingres.
MS-SQL server came from Sybase.
Oracle may have initially been a clone of IBM System R.
Informix came out of nowhere.
What I'd like to find is a nice genealogical chart of all this stuff, like the unix timeline, or the computer languages history.
Facts like these can be gleaned from sources such as Wikipedia:
Ingres begat Postgres.
Sybase was originally a clone of Ingres.
MS-SQL server came from Sybase.
Oracle may have initially been a clone of IBM System R.
Informix came out of nowhere.
What I'd like to find is a nice genealogical chart of all this stuff, like the unix timeline, or the computer languages history.
Tuesday, October 23, 2007
PDF: Unfit for Human Consumption (Jakob Nielsen's Alertbox)
I've just now upgraded my Acrobat reader from version 7 to version 8.
Four years after this was written, very little has happened to invalidate this article.
Four years after this was written, very little has happened to invalidate this article.
Monday, October 22, 2007
i can't believe i ate the whole thing
On the way to the office, I stopped and bought eight Krystals, intending to put them in the fridge here at work for later. Now, about 45 minutes later, I stare at the last remaining portion of the last remaining Krystal.
This does not bode well for the kind of day I'm likely to have now.
This does not bode well for the kind of day I'm likely to have now.
Thursday, October 18, 2007
quote of the day
"If the bulk of American sf could be said to be written by robots, about robots, for robots, then the bulk of English fantasy seems to be written by rabbits, about rabbits and for rabbits." -- Michael Moorcock
Tuesday, October 09, 2007
work/life email balance
I am noticeably more sane and less stressed than I was circa six months ago. What has changed? Several things, but the most important is that I no longer check work email when I'm not working.
Friday, October 05, 2007
FAKE DOCTORS NOTES
wtf?
Friday, September 28, 2007
the eternal shrine of foosball girl and bean bag girl
Wednesday, September 26, 2007
The Mythical Business Layer - Worse Than Failure
The old daily WTF seems to be taking a turn towards the slightly serious.
Monday, September 24, 2007
ok, one more
another "video"
whoops.. forgot the obligatory music "video"
Scott, if you're reading this I have a question..
Is the future of WREK currently secure?
Because I'd like to re-endorse this venerable institution.
The standard rotation is, if anything, way too random and eclectic for my fragile middle class mind. It's good to know there's a station out there playing this stuff, but the real gold is in them thar specialty shows. (Which you can listen to here for the whole week after their broadcasts).
This week, I am particularly indebted to Stonehenge for alerting me to the existence of the band Buffalo. It is hard to locate mp3s of this band through the, ahem, usual channels. And while I may in fact eventually buy the CD, in the meantime I've resorted to extracting a copy of the song "Sunrise (Come My Way)" from WREK's audio stream. (Yes, you can losslessly cut sections out of the middle of 30-minute mp3)
Which is of course, exactly the sort of thing that should make "the man" afraid to make radio station shows available on line like this.
Because I'd like to re-endorse this venerable institution.
The standard rotation is, if anything, way too random and eclectic for my fragile middle class mind. It's good to know there's a station out there playing this stuff, but the real gold is in them thar specialty shows. (Which you can listen to here for the whole week after their broadcasts).
This week, I am particularly indebted to Stonehenge for alerting me to the existence of the band Buffalo. It is hard to locate mp3s of this band through the, ahem, usual channels. And while I may in fact eventually buy the CD, in the meantime I've resorted to extracting a copy of the song "Sunrise (Come My Way)" from WREK's audio stream. (Yes, you can losslessly cut sections out of the middle of 30-minute mp3)
Which is of course, exactly the sort of thing that should make "the man" afraid to make radio station shows available on line like this.
Thursday, September 20, 2007
exactly what demographic are they going for here?
Ads seen during late-night syndicated Simpsons:
* phone sex line
* Lucky Charms cereal
Seriously, I saw these back to back.
My guess: 18-24 year old males who are stoned out of their minds.
* phone sex line
* Lucky Charms cereal
Seriously, I saw these back to back.
My guess: 18-24 year old males who are stoned out of their minds.
phptocoldfusion.com
"The journey from PHP to Coldfusion - one step at a time"
Friday, September 07, 2007
department of "duh"
Most big industries are just like railroads. Except they don't run trains. You know what I mean. You know how all big companies these days are conglomerates made up mergers of mergers of mergers?
Like, for instance, Bank of America. What we now know as the Bank of America is an empire built out of hundreds of smaller, older banks. Some of them dating back to the 19th century. Same with media companies. Time Warner, anyone?
Guess who did all this stuff before, bigger and badder than everybody else?
Railroads.
Check out the family trees of Union Pacific and BNSF.
Google and Yahoo are starting to look like this too.
Even the lesser known companies, like the ones some of us work for, have complex twisted roots stretching back into the past.
(I cannot vouch for the absolute correctness of this.. the line from Disk to Magnet is dotted because it's not a legitimate corporate spinoff, but all the old timers came from there so everybody kind of thought of it as an unofficial forking. There are probably many more of those that could be shown, if I could remember them.)
Like, for instance, Bank of America. What we now know as the Bank of America is an empire built out of hundreds of smaller, older banks. Some of them dating back to the 19th century. Same with media companies. Time Warner, anyone?
Guess who did all this stuff before, bigger and badder than everybody else?
Railroads.
Check out the family trees of Union Pacific and BNSF.
Google and Yahoo are starting to look like this too.
Even the lesser known companies, like the ones some of us work for, have complex twisted roots stretching back into the past.
?------> Fiserv
/
/
XP Systems
\
\ 1995-ish
Digital Insight-------------- Digital Insight
/ / 2004 \
N-Front / \
Anytime Lender / \
Vi-Fi / \
/ \
Magnet Communications \
.: 1995 \
.: \
: \
Disk Access Intuit
\ / 2007
\ Turbo Tax /
FundTech Lacerte /
etc. /
/
Intuit
1983 \
\
\
Quicken Loans
(I cannot vouch for the absolute correctness of this.. the line from Disk to Magnet is dotted because it's not a legitimate corporate spinoff, but all the old timers came from there so everybody kind of thought of it as an unofficial forking. There are probably many more of those that could be shown, if I could remember them.)
Thursday, August 30, 2007
ardour | the new digital audio workstation
Wow. I may have to get another computer and install Linux at home just to be able to play with this.
Sunday, August 26, 2007
quote of the day
"I think it better to do a little good than to do much harm" -- Bertrand Russell
Wednesday, August 22, 2007
another reason to read Modern Drunkard
stepping boldly into the 21st century..
I am taking the first steps towards moving the center of the "Flvxxvm Florvm" universe from Geocities towards the general vicinity of Myspace.
http://myspace.com/flvxxvmflorvm2
http://myspace.com/flvxxvmflorvm2
Modern Drunkard Magazine Online: After Hours
The greatest website ever just gets better.
quote of the day
"I'd rather feel like shit than be full of shit!" -- Suicidal Tendencies, "You Can't Bring Me Down"
Tuesday, August 21, 2007
quote of the day
"Properly speaking, there is no such thing as revenge. Revenge is an act which you want to commit when you are powerless and because you are powerless: as soon as the sense of impotence is removed, the desire evaporates also." -- George Orwell, Revenge is Sour
Thursday, August 16, 2007
Variety.com - Roth-Van Halen reunion official
What it says.
Shotglass.org -- a resource for the shot glass collector
I collect shotglasses. Gotta love any hobby that combines the the fun of collecting stuff with the fun of drinking.
I actually just collect them more than I used them, since I mainly drink beer in recent years.
Shotglasses are much smaller and easier to fool with than larger drinking-related collectibles such as beer steins or bottles.
I actually just collect them more than I used them, since I mainly drink beer in recent years.
Shotglasses are much smaller and easier to fool with than larger drinking-related collectibles such as beer steins or bottles.
Friday, August 10, 2007
Side by side proof that most of the music in Doom and Doom 2 was based on real songs.
i take no responsibility for this whatsoever
Yes, I work for the company that makes Turbo Tax, but I totally disclaim any connection to this.
Wednesday, August 08, 2007
Song Fight Live 2007: Rebels and Trebles
It's official, ladies and gentlemen. Lock and load..
Friday, August 03, 2007
Why Led Zeppelin needed to be formed
The Yardbirds doing "Dazed and Confused". Jimmy Page is, more or less, already in Led Zeppelin mode. The other Yardbirds, especially Keith Relf (seen here with porntastic mustache), just can't keep up.
This isn't to say that Relf or anyone else in the Yardbirds "sucks". It's just that it's painfully obvious that Page was searching for his Plant, Jones, and Bonham and not finding them here.
This isn't to say that Relf or anyone else in the Yardbirds "sucks". It's just that it's painfully obvious that Page was searching for his Plant, Jones, and Bonham and not finding them here.
Wednesday, August 01, 2007
yes, as a matter of fact I am going video-clip crazy with this blog
what did I tell you about the 2600?
Note Donkey Kong sound effects.
Gene Expression: Intercourse and Intelligence
At last, scientific proof that nerds really do have less sex than normal people. It is not just in your imagination, fellow geeks. Everybody else really was getting more than you were in high school.
Tuesday, July 31, 2007
two questions about "gearwire"
1) How did this guy get this job?
2) Can you imagine how much more popular this would be if they got a girl to do this? (Even just to hear her say "big muff")
2) Can you imagine how much more popular this would be if they got a girl to do this? (Even just to hear her say "big muff")
Monday, July 30, 2007
insert appropriate Frank Zappa quote here
an addition to the museum of great album titles
Bayou Degradable: The Best of Louisiana's LeRoux
"Bayou Degradable" is a pun that only works when one pronounces "Bayou" like BYE-oh. (Me oh my oh!) Which is, of course, how a person actually from the bayou pronounces it.
"Bayou Degradable" is a pun that only works when one pronounces "Bayou" like BYE-oh. (Me oh my oh!) Which is, of course, how a person actually from the bayou pronounces it.
Friday, July 27, 2007
for no reason at all...
sound familiar?
For reasons unknown, the Atari 2600 still accounts for many of the generic "video game" sounds heard on TV. Especially things like cheaply produced commercials.
Check out the sounds in these videos:
Pac-Man
Donkey Kong
See also: Doom Doors (not the Buryl Woodard kind, Chet)
Check out the sounds in these videos:
Pac-Man
Donkey Kong
See also: Doom Doors (not the Buryl Woodard kind, Chet)
Few package stores on tap in Gwinnett
So it's not just my imagination. There really are NO freakishly few liquor stores in Norcross, GA (where I am currently sitting). Legally.
Funny, I lived in Norcross from 2002 to 2005, and never paid attention to why I had to drive to Dekalb County to buy liquor. I thought it was just a coincidence.
I should have known better. These kinds of things are rarely a coincidence.
Funny, I lived in Norcross from 2002 to 2005, and never paid attention to why I had to drive to Dekalb County to buy liquor. I thought it was just a coincidence.
I should have known better. These kinds of things are rarely a coincidence.
Thursday, July 26, 2007
context-free quote of the day
"He doesn't seem to know a lot of things. Rather oblivious, unless the topic is spray butter."
Wednesday, July 25, 2007
Rule 34 Invoked
I've noticed that Youtube has a lot of videos that consist of nothing but someone playing some video game to its completion. For example:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JFRCILuO2KA
I am utterly convinced that somewhere out there in cyberspace, somebody considers this kind of video to be their porn.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JFRCILuO2KA
I am utterly convinced that somewhere out there in cyberspace, somebody considers this kind of video to be their porn.
YouTube - Bugs Bunny-Hill Billy Hare
Banned cartoon of the day.
Trivia: was this cartoon "banned" (self-censored by WB themselves, not real-nazi-government-censored) for:
a) The stereotypical and potentially offensive portrayal of the people of the Ozarks.
b) The implied bestiality of the hillbillies attraction to Bugs in his Daisy Duke getup.
c) Guns.
Trivia: was this cartoon "banned" (self-censored by WB themselves, not real-nazi-government-censored) for:
a) The stereotypical and potentially offensive portrayal of the people of the Ozarks.
b) The implied bestiality of the hillbillies attraction to Bugs in his Daisy Duke getup.
c) Guns.
even by spam standards, this is a weirdy
between Decorator, Facade
Good evening. What are you up to? Email me at ... only. I am female. Don't miss some of my naughty pictures.
Yes, an offer for design patterns pr0n.
Tuesday, July 24, 2007
a phrase I plan to start using
"here be jargon"
more music theory wankage
From Consecutive fifths - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia:
In rock and metal music, we have another word for consecutive fifths: POWER CHORDS. The foundational musical idea of hard rock guitar, is a construct that was forbidden in classical music.
Just something I've found interesting ever since I first learned about it.
During the common practice period, the use of consecutive fifths was strongly discouraged. This was primarily due to the notion of voice leading, which stresses the individual identity of voices. Because of the powerful presence of the fifth above the fundamental in the overtone series, the individuality of two parts is weakened when they move in parallel fifths.
In rock and metal music, we have another word for consecutive fifths: POWER CHORDS. The foundational musical idea of hard rock guitar, is a construct that was forbidden in classical music.
Just something I've found interesting ever since I first learned about it.
Songwriting, recording, and style change
In the Beatles' songs one can notice some remarkable style changes. To analyse these, however, one first has to solve the problem of the periodization. Yrjö Heinonen and Tuomas Eerola argue the solution lies in dividing the work of the Beatles into twelve recording projects. Using this intermediate level between song and period a more reliable picture of the change of the musical style of the Beatles can be obtained.
See also this page of Beatles recording projects which lists every Beatles song in the order in which they were recorded, with dates. (Beware that funky European day.month.year format, though)
EDIT: also, A flood of flat-sevenths. Or, what are all those flat-sevenths doing in the Beatles' Revolver?
whence mixolydian?
OK, here's another impossible challenge of rock musicology.
When and how did the mixolydian mode come to be used in rock music?
To help answer, let's first ask ourselves: What was the first pop/rock/country/rockabilly/r&b/etc song to to use the "flat seventh" or "subtonic" chord? That is, if the song is in C, the use of B-flat major. The use of this chord *implies* the mixolydian mode. This chord does not exist in the major scale, but it does exist in the mixolydian. (You can also think of it as "IV of IV". Think of all those chord progressions that go: Bb F C. Bb is to F as F is to C... the weight of the whole thing collapses inevitably towards C with a force as strong as anything in western harmony.)
Anyway, these idea most definitely does not come from traditional Western musical theory. You will not hear this in classical music. Not very often, anyway. And I don't think you'll hear it very much in popular music before the rock era, either.
When and how did the mixolydian mode come to be used in rock music?
To help answer, let's first ask ourselves: What was the first pop/rock/country/rockabilly/r&b/etc song to to use the "flat seventh" or "subtonic" chord? That is, if the song is in C, the use of B-flat major. The use of this chord *implies* the mixolydian mode. This chord does not exist in the major scale, but it does exist in the mixolydian. (You can also think of it as "IV of IV". Think of all those chord progressions that go: Bb F C. Bb is to F as F is to C... the weight of the whole thing collapses inevitably towards C with a force as strong as anything in western harmony.)
Anyway, these idea most definitely does not come from traditional Western musical theory. You will not hear this in classical music. Not very often, anyway. And I don't think you'll hear it very much in popular music before the rock era, either.
Friday, July 20, 2007
every now and then computers actually do what I want
I have removed the "search" form that was traditionally part of my blog template. This is because I finally, after a couple of years of it being there, tried the search form built into the header by Blogger, and found it to so good that any other means of searching the blog is just redundant. I don't know if it's always worked this well, or not, because I always just mentally tuned it out, the way one learns not to look at banner ads.
In case you've never tried it, do so now. Search for anything I've written about since 2003 and it returns not just typical search-engine style listings... but the entire post! Instantly!
Also, urls like this work: http://jeff_robertson.blogspot.com/search?q=unicode
EDIT: there seems to be some sort of arbitrary limit on the number of posts returned. Either that or it just doesn't search as hard as plain old Google, which is weird, since it's made by Google. I may have to add the other thing back.
In case you've never tried it, do so now. Search for anything I've written about since 2003 and it returns not just typical search-engine style listings... but the entire post! Instantly!
Also, urls like this work: http://jeff_robertson.blogspot.com/search?q=unicode
EDIT: there seems to be some sort of arbitrary limit on the number of posts returned. Either that or it just doesn't search as hard as plain old Google, which is weird, since it's made by Google. I may have to add the other thing back.
the "needles and pins" guitar riff
I'm still trying to discover the ultimate origins of what I call the "Needles and Pins Riff".
If you've ever heard the song "Needles and Pins", recorded by (among others) the Searchers and the Ramones, you'll recognize the guitar chords at the beginning. In TAB:
The essential thing is the little melody on the B string: C# B C# B D C# B C# B C#. Just a bit of weedling around the 2nd, 3rd, and 4th notes of the major scale.
This riff, sometimes transposed to D (which makes it even easier to play), occurs in quite a few songs from the 60's.
If you aren't humming it in your mind already, check this out on Youtube:
Needles and Pins - The Searchers
Another place where you hear it is in all the pre-Hendrix versions of Hey Joe. There are basically two kinds of Hey Joe recordings, the fast ones that predate Hendrix and the slow ones that try to imitate Hendrix. We are interested here in the fast ones.
Hey Joe - The Leaves
Another example. "I'll Feel a Whole Lot Better" by the Byrds. (This song has by far the best vocal harmonies of any these three... it's absolutely spine tingling. I do not say this lightly: BETTER THAN THE BEATLES (for this type simple pop song). The Byrds actually deserve their place in rock history for this kind of stuff, not the launching pad for the careers of David Crosby and Graham Parsons that some people tend to reduce them to. (BTW, has there ever been a supergroup more less than the sum of its parts than CSN&Y (HDANCN?)))
I'll Feel a Whole Lot Better - The Byrds
Btw. Guns N' Roses fans will by this point have recognized this as "that little riff in the chorus of 'Patience'". No youtube for that. Find it yourself. Don't worry GNR will eventually get their own treatment on this blog, but it won't be for radio-friendy chick magnet songs like "Patience".
Now... who was ripping off who? "Needles and Pins" is, I think, the first of these songs to be written (in 1962 by Sonny Bono. THAT Sonny Bono)... but I have a sneaking suspicion that this thing was already a public domain riff by then. Somewhere back in the forgotten mists of the 50's folk boom, probably, it was born.
Who can help me find the wellspring from which emerged such a simple but addictive musical idea?
If you've ever heard the song "Needles and Pins", recorded by (among others) the Searchers and the Ramones, you'll recognize the guitar chords at the beginning. In TAB:
"Needles And Pins"
(S. Bono - J. Nitsche)
Intro (play 2x):
v v v v v v v v
|-----------------|-----------------|
|-----2---0-2---0-|-3---2---0-2-0-2-|
|-2---2---2-2---2-|-2---2---2-2-2-2-|
|-2---2---2-2---2-|-2---2---2-2-2-2-|
|-0---0---0-0---0-|-0---0---0-0-0-0-|
|-----------------|-----------------|
^
first time only
The essential thing is the little melody on the B string: C# B C# B D C# B C# B C#. Just a bit of weedling around the 2nd, 3rd, and 4th notes of the major scale.
This riff, sometimes transposed to D (which makes it even easier to play), occurs in quite a few songs from the 60's.
If you aren't humming it in your mind already, check this out on Youtube:
Needles and Pins - The Searchers
Another place where you hear it is in all the pre-Hendrix versions of Hey Joe. There are basically two kinds of Hey Joe recordings, the fast ones that predate Hendrix and the slow ones that try to imitate Hendrix. We are interested here in the fast ones.
Hey Joe - The Leaves
Another example. "I'll Feel a Whole Lot Better" by the Byrds. (This song has by far the best vocal harmonies of any these three... it's absolutely spine tingling. I do not say this lightly: BETTER THAN THE BEATLES (for this type simple pop song). The Byrds actually deserve their place in rock history for this kind of stuff, not the launching pad for the careers of David Crosby and Graham Parsons that some people tend to reduce them to. (BTW, has there ever been a supergroup more less than the sum of its parts than CSN&Y (HDANCN?)))
I'll Feel a Whole Lot Better - The Byrds
Btw. Guns N' Roses fans will by this point have recognized this as "that little riff in the chorus of 'Patience'". No youtube for that. Find it yourself. Don't worry GNR will eventually get their own treatment on this blog, but it won't be for radio-friendy chick magnet songs like "Patience".
Now... who was ripping off who? "Needles and Pins" is, I think, the first of these songs to be written (in 1962 by Sonny Bono. THAT Sonny Bono)... but I have a sneaking suspicion that this thing was already a public domain riff by then. Somewhere back in the forgotten mists of the 50's folk boom, probably, it was born.
Who can help me find the wellspring from which emerged such a simple but addictive musical idea?
Monday, July 16, 2007
YouTube - cold slither
No explanation could possibly do justice to this clip. Safe for work.
Saturday, July 14, 2007
Short on police, neighborhoods hire private patrols
"Neighborhoods typically hire off-duty Atlanta police, who can make arrests just like when they are on-duty."
(Wasn't Troy McClure in a TV show about a cop who solves crimes in his spare time?)
(Wasn't Troy McClure in a TV show about a cop who solves crimes in his spare time?)
Friday, July 13, 2007
POJO Mojo
"equals is very nearly a blemish on the language"
Friday, July 06, 2007
Teletraan-1: The Transformers Wiki
As neato as this may be, it makes me wonder. Why do we need all these wikis for things like Transformers and Star Trek, when Wikipedia could easily hold all this stuff (indeed, all human knowledge EVAR) if it wasn't for the people trying to make the place serious and "encyclopedic".
Saturday, June 30, 2007
Chef Liu
Chef Liu
5221 Buford Hwy Ne, Doraville, GA
I highly recommend. The menu consists mostly of various kinds of steamed and fried dumpling and baked goods stuffed with meat. I don't know if it really was some particular ingredient in the food, or the fact that I was starving to death and also washed it down with the first sugary drink I'd had all day.. but this meal was so good it made me feel like... somewhere between an alcohol buzz and the feeling you have shortly after, uhm, the physical act of love. Yes, it's that good.
5221 Buford Hwy Ne, Doraville, GA
I highly recommend. The menu consists mostly of various kinds of steamed and fried dumpling and baked goods stuffed with meat. I don't know if it really was some particular ingredient in the food, or the fact that I was starving to death and also washed it down with the first sugary drink I'd had all day.. but this meal was so good it made me feel like... somewhere between an alcohol buzz and the feeling you have shortly after, uhm, the physical act of love. Yes, it's that good.
Tuesday, June 26, 2007
Enterprise Java Community: Using OpenID
I should probably read this, eventually.
Reason Magazine - Feed SUVs and Starve People?
I'm working on a plan to divert some of the ethanol into my gut.
Why Libertarians Should Celebrate Free Software
This is much bigger than the question of free software versus the other kind. Specifically, the following absolutely nails the way I felt about things circa age 18.
But some libertarians have gotten so used to defending the market against those who want to impose collectivism that they start criticizing purely voluntary efforts to organize people on more communal lines. They are forgetting that libertarianism is not necessarily about increasing the role of for–profit enterprise in every aspect of our lives. Commercial activity is one alternative to statism, and an extremely important one. But it's just one possible mode of cooperation, and it's not necessarily the best choice in every situation.
Monday, June 25, 2007
Sehnsucht (C. S. Lewis) - Wikipedia
Bookmark this, so I can use it when people try to get me to explain my love for the work of Gordon Lightfoot.
The Simpsons Archive: The Simpsons Floor Plans
I've probably linked to this before, but for some reason I feel the need to link to it again.
Thursday, June 21, 2007
THE REALIST ARCHIVE PROJECT
Possibly the coolest magazine I've never heard of before, The Realist, is being gradually posted to the web. These are full page scans of the original magazine from the 1960's.
Libertarians, anarchists, novatarians, liberals, conservatives, hippies, yippies, should all read this.
Contains NSFW cartoons.
Libertarians, anarchists, novatarians, liberals, conservatives, hippies, yippies, should all read this.
Contains NSFW cartoons.
Tuesday, June 19, 2007
Welcome to COMICS WITH PROBLEMS
OMFG. I don't know where Chet got this one, but where has it been all my life?
Kempa.com: Vinyl Data
This is why I don't have time to read BoingBoing: too much stuff like this to distract me from work. Thanks to Chet for skimming the choicest bits for me. Of which this is one.
Monday, June 18, 2007
I need to get slade myself..
At the other end of the "glam rock" spectrum from Roxy Music is Slade. While both look equally ridiculous in their videos, Slade's future legacy was not slick, glammy, saxophone-playing pop bands of the 1980's. Rather, Slade was the sonic blueprint for the slick, glammy, guitar-playing pop metal bands of the 1980's.
Slade were also ahead of their time in their use of phonetic spellings in rock song titles.
Mama Weer All Crazee Now
Gudbye To Jane
The quality of the sound in these video clips is less than stellar. But at least Slade's fans appear to occasionally enjoy the music, unlike those dancing dead kids in the Roxy Music video.
Slade were also ahead of their time in their use of phonetic spellings in rock song titles.
Mama Weer All Crazee Now
Gudbye To Jane
The quality of the sound in these video clips is less than stellar. But at least Slade's fans appear to occasionally enjoy the music, unlike those dancing dead kids in the Roxy Music video.
YouTube - Roxy Music - Virginia Plain
From now on, all music-related posts on this blog will contain media links if any are available.
The kids dancing along on this video bring to mind the line "making teenagers depressed is like shooting fish in a barrel".
The kids dancing along on this video bring to mind the line "making teenagers depressed is like shooting fish in a barrel".
everything you've heard is true
After some 20 years of rock fandom, I've finally made at least a minimal effort to find and listen to some Roxy Music songs. They are, as reputed, a big influence on "New Wave". Way, way, influential on the 1980's MTV generation of bands. Up there with Bowie. Probably have more direct, musical influence on bands like the Cars and Duran Duran than Bowie did.
I've been a (moderate and very lazy) Cars fan since I was a child and know I finally understand that the Cars are, to a certain extent, a Roxy Music copycat act. If you still harbor any illusion that there was an original idea on display in the Cars' music, a listen to Roxy's first single "Virginia Plain" will remove it. Oh well I still dig em.
I've been a (moderate and very lazy) Cars fan since I was a child and know I finally understand that the Cars are, to a certain extent, a Roxy Music copycat act. If you still harbor any illusion that there was an original idea on display in the Cars' music, a listen to Roxy's first single "Virginia Plain" will remove it. Oh well I still dig em.
Friday, June 15, 2007
Ken Arnold's Blog: Unicode marches on
This is 2 years old now, but I just stumbled on it and I am bound to blog anything that deals with my favorite Unicode block, Miscellaneous Symbols.
Wednesday, June 13, 2007
Orwell: Politics and the English Language
Whatever you may think about Orwell's politics, he knew his language well.
(from Political Writings of George Orwell)
In our time, political speech and writing are largely the defense of the indefensible. Things like the continuance of British rule in India, the Russian purges and deportations, the dropping of the atom bombs on Japan, can indeed be defended, but only by arguments which are too brutal for most people to face, and which do not square with the professed aims of the political parties. Thus political language has to consist largely of euphemism., question-begging and sheer cloudy vagueness. Defenseless villages are bombarded from the air, the inhabitants driven out into the countryside, the cattle machine-gunned, the huts set on fire with incendiary bullets: this is called pacification. Millions of peasants are robbed of their farms and sent trudging along the roads with no more than they can carry: this is called transfer of population or rectification of frontiers. People are imprisoned for years without trial, or shot in the back of the neck or sent to die of scurvy in Arctic lumber camps: this is called elimination of unreliable elements. Such phraseology is needed if one wants to name things without calling up mental pictures of them.
(from Political Writings of George Orwell)
am I the only one who sees the irony..
.. in a web application that is Java on the back-end, but whose front-end is entirely ActiveX controls?
Monday, June 04, 2007
something I just realized
I will never, ever, be a salesman.
Quotation mark glyphs - Wikipedia
This article contains the phrase, "the dubious backquote". And for that, if nothing else, it rocks.
Friday, June 01, 2007
cleaning out the flvxx pipe
Flvxxvm Florvm songs recorded in the past couple of years and not (that I can recall) blogged here before. This does not include song fight entries, I listed all those already.
We're Gonna Boooooooogay (in which the phrase "flvxxvm florvm" is used as a synonym for semen)
Lookin' for Chicks (very different from the version on "Flvxxvm Florvm is an 8-bit Whore")
We Can Control The Air (But the Controls Are On The Other Side) tribute to Mike Ray, the Sleeping Philosopher
Are the Fish High Yet ("live" version)
So Beautiful I Cried (different from the one on "Flvxxvm Florvm is the Devil". same lyrics, different chords)
You're So High Now acoustic version
Coulda, Shoulda, Didn'ta same song as on "Butt Ass Blues" but with Scott Long on Hammond organ. I'm pretty sure I posted this back in 2005 when it was made, but it doesn't hurt to post it again.
We're Gonna Boooooooogay (in which the phrase "flvxxvm florvm" is used as a synonym for semen)
Lookin' for Chicks (very different from the version on "Flvxxvm Florvm is an 8-bit Whore")
We Can Control The Air (But the Controls Are On The Other Side) tribute to Mike Ray, the Sleeping Philosopher
Are the Fish High Yet ("live" version)
So Beautiful I Cried (different from the one on "Flvxxvm Florvm is the Devil". same lyrics, different chords)
You're So High Now acoustic version
Coulda, Shoulda, Didn'ta same song as on "Butt Ass Blues" but with Scott Long on Hammond organ. I'm pretty sure I posted this back in 2005 when it was made, but it doesn't hurt to post it again.
Russian Tea HOWTO
Some samovars have a special floating device near the heater, which turns the latter off, if the water in the tank does not engulf the spiral entirely. This design, however, did not prove very popular, since it has an additional moving part, which, in turn, constitutes yet another point of failure. Thus, it caused more problems than it solved, so Russians chose to look after the simpler samovars. Generally, Russian technology assumes dumb machines and smart humans, not the other way around.
Don't complain about the missing switch -- just pull the plug, if you want to turn the heating off; the only moving part in a samovar should be the valve of the faucet.
Emphasis mine. I like this Russian technology.
Monday, May 21, 2007
Speedy's Coming
It's inevitable now. I have finally Scorpions-ed the iPod, and sooner or later (possibly the next time I cider-up my innards) the reviews will flow like an amber current from my brain.
Tuesday, May 15, 2007
most of you will not know what this means..
If you are reading this and you are an alumnus of the Mallet Assembly, your friends need you. NOW. The continued existence of Mallet could depend on your involvement as an alumni.
If you have access to the Mallet Wiki but you haven't checked recent changes in a while, do so. NOW.
If you are or have been a member of an the "Marvin List" but you haven't been reading it lately or have unsubscribed, re-subscribe. NOW.
If you are a Malleteer but you don't know what either of those previous two things are, email me. But don't use the yahoo.com address that I normally advertise on this blog. That thing gets so much spam that I'll probably never read your message. Use gmail. I am confident enough in gmail's spam detection that I am now ready to state my gmail address on this blog: jeff.robertson@gmail.com
If you are a Malleteer who has a blog, spread this like a viral marketing campaign from hell.
If you have access to the Mallet Wiki but you haven't checked recent changes in a while, do so. NOW.
If you are or have been a member of an the "Marvin List" but you haven't been reading it lately or have unsubscribed, re-subscribe. NOW.
If you are a Malleteer but you don't know what either of those previous two things are, email me. But don't use the yahoo.com address that I normally advertise on this blog. That thing gets so much spam that I'll probably never read your message. Use gmail. I am confident enough in gmail's spam detection that I am now ready to state my gmail address on this blog: jeff.robertson@gmail.com
If you are a Malleteer who has a blog, spread this like a viral marketing campaign from hell.
The Beerbelly
Via, of all places, Bruce Schneier.
Sunday, May 13, 2007
actually, the home of tomorrow will be built around the television set..
Exposing my two-year old to Tex Avery cartoons.
I've had a hard time getting this one to like as much as the 5-year old does. I think I may have just found "our thing".
God I hope mama don't read this blog.
EDIT: she just witnessed a man being shot in the head with a revolver by a mechanical arm that popped out of 1950's TV. There's no turning back now.
EDIT AGAIN: the Flintstones don't see anything wrong about Pebbles watching "the fights" with Fred. Which in case you've ever seen the Flintstones in your damn life, is like boxing except with big caveman clubs instead. And nobody thinks it's weird for Pebbles to be rooting right along with Fred.
FINAL EDIT (I promise): Mama lets her watch Desperate Housewives. Tit for tat.
I've had a hard time getting this one to like as much as the 5-year old does. I think I may have just found "our thing".
God I hope mama don't read this blog.
EDIT: she just witnessed a man being shot in the head with a revolver by a mechanical arm that popped out of 1950's TV. There's no turning back now.
EDIT AGAIN: the Flintstones don't see anything wrong about Pebbles watching "the fights" with Fred. Which in case you've ever seen the Flintstones in your damn life, is like boxing except with big caveman clubs instead. And nobody thinks it's weird for Pebbles to be rooting right along with Fred.
FINAL EDIT (I promise): Mama lets her watch Desperate Housewives. Tit for tat.
Tuesday, May 08, 2007
YouTube - Lone Justice Ways to be wicked
I'm not particularly impressed with this video, but it's still the best song evar.
EDIT: holy shit, Tom Petty wrote it.
EDIT: holy shit, Tom Petty wrote it.
yes yes yes yes
Back in the late 80's and early 90's, I listened to the long-gone 92 ZEW in Mobile, AL. This station was my only connection with any form of music more "alternative" than "classic rock" and hair metal. I am slightly less of a redneck because of this station, which as early as the mid 90's had already switched to classic rock format. It was the station that I want Dave FM to be, and it just ain't.
There was one song, that I heard exactly twice. Both times while half asleep, in 1994, resting after evenings spent delivering greasy pizzas to sweaty people in sweaty, greasy trailer parks. I never found out the artist or the song, but it stuck in my head. It's been torturing me for nearly 13 years. If my obsession with this song was a person, he'd be old enough to... well I'm rambling.
Over the years of trying to figure out what song this was, I figured out it was probably the best song ever. And now I know that I was right, because I've fucking found it!. If I get hit by a truck tomorrow, my life will be considered a success on account of finally tracking down this song.
"Ways to be Wicked" by Lone Justice
I will not attempt to review this song at the moment. I am still recovering from the shock of finally hearing it while fully awake.
There was one song, that I heard exactly twice. Both times while half asleep, in 1994, resting after evenings spent delivering greasy pizzas to sweaty people in sweaty, greasy trailer parks. I never found out the artist or the song, but it stuck in my head. It's been torturing me for nearly 13 years. If my obsession with this song was a person, he'd be old enough to... well I'm rambling.
Over the years of trying to figure out what song this was, I figured out it was probably the best song ever. And now I know that I was right, because I've fucking found it!. If I get hit by a truck tomorrow, my life will be considered a success on account of finally tracking down this song.
"Ways to be Wicked" by Lone Justice
I will not attempt to review this song at the moment. I am still recovering from the shock of finally hearing it while fully awake.
Friday, May 04, 2007
another one of those "it was there all along!" moments
Our iPod is 6 months old, and I never knew what "Smart Playist" did until now.
It's like having Windows 95 and never clicking the Microsoft Network icon!
OTOH, getting the most out of smart playlists would appear to depend on accurate tags. Which, when you are promiscuous about where you get your MP3s, is something of a luxury.
It's like having Windows 95 and never clicking the Microsoft Network icon!
OTOH, getting the most out of smart playlists would appear to depend on accurate tags. Which, when you are promiscuous about where you get your MP3s, is something of a luxury.
Schneier on Security: Do We Really Need a Security Industry?
There are a whole bunch of articles related to this, linked from this one.
The primary reason the IT security industry exists is because IT products and services aren't naturally secure. If computers were already secure against viruses, there wouldn't be any need for antivirus products. If bad network traffic couldn't be used to attack computers, no one would bother buying a firewall. If there were no more buffer overflows, no one would have to buy products to protect against their effects. If the IT products we purchased were secure out of the box, we wouldn't have to spend billions every year making them secure.
Thursday, May 03, 2007
i could be watching cheesy hannah-barberra cartoons right now!
I just remembered we've had the Boomerang channel for, like, years. And I've never watched it. Need to remedy that.
Wednesday, May 02, 2007
Doomworld -- 10 Years of Doom - The Doom Comic
Consider yourself WARNED! This book contains scenes graphic violence!
People have mocked this for years, but I think it's perfect. This is exactly what the "plot" of a classic game, the kind of game that doesn't need or have too much of a story, looks like if you literally translate it into book form without embellishment. I'd love to see these guys do Galaga.
People have mocked this for years, but I think it's perfect. This is exactly what the "plot" of a classic game, the kind of game that doesn't need or have too much of a story, looks like if you literally translate it into book form without embellishment. I'd love to see these guys do Galaga.
Tuesday, May 01, 2007
Nostalgia Filter - Television Tropes & Idioms
a consequence of Sturgeons Law combined with the passage of time: As new material is released, the vast majority will be of mediocre or worse quality, but over time, a powerful selection pressure causes all but the best 10% (or even best 1%) and worst 10% be rapidly forgotten, leaving an increasingly inaccurate impression of the overall quality of the genre over time.
Yes. This is why nobody remembers how popular Grand Funk Railroad was. They fell into the middle of the bell curve, that nobody remembers. The top 10% of the early 70's would be things like Zeppelin, Sabbath, and the Stones. The bottom 10% would be the "mellow gold" and "easy 70's" type of music that you see being sold in compilations advertised on VH1. The kind of music that people remember mostly because it was so horrible. The rest of it, is simply forgotten.
Ironically, I don't think this applies to television as much as it does to music and movies. I am 100% sure that TV now, in 2007, is better than it was in when I was a teenager.
The golden age of network TV is now. I don't watch many shows, because most shows still suck, but the few I do watch are the best shows evar.
Friday, April 27, 2007
Dug-up Comics: Fantastic Four vs. X-Men
Somewhere at my parents house in Bayou La Batre, I have this series. Unless my brother sold it out from under my ass while I was at college, anyway.
Tuesday, April 24, 2007
Roadrunner
Lyrics for a bunch of different recorded versions of the song by Jonathan Richman (sometimes with The Modern Lovers, sometimes solo).
Expect more about this song around here.
Expect more about this song around here.
in which I take stock of how much time I've wasted on one particular hobby
In order to avoid linking straight to songs in the Song Fight archives, which I have been told is a rude thing to do, I have copied all of my Song Fight entries up until now over and renamed the files so that they sort in date order.
FEEL THE AGONY OF SONG FIGHT DEFEAT
FEEL THE AGONY OF SONG FIGHT DEFEAT
liverjournal.com
File under: amusing typo-squatting.
"What you need when you need it".
"What you need when you need it".
Monday, April 23, 2007
Why cell phones are still grounded
design changes coming
I'm sick of this blog being blue all the time.
New for you - a more useful telephone number
From the Bell System Memorial.
As shown in this ad, area codes were something to brag about when they were introduced.
Note also the "portable phone of the future" in the lower right corner. While this device at first looks very ahead of its time, I *strongly* suspect that what is shown is this photo is not a phone at all, but an early DTMF generator (like this one).
Note, in particular, the lack of anything that could be used to "hang up" the phone. Any actual portable phone would need some equivalent of the "talk" and "end" buttons on a modern cell phone.
Note also that there is no microphone. Just a speaker for the DTMF tones to come out.
Of course it's unlikely your grandmother would know any of that that by looking at the ad (unless she happened to be a Bell employee or a phone phreak). To her it was a phone of the future.
As shown in this ad, area codes were something to brag about when they were introduced.
Note also the "portable phone of the future" in the lower right corner. While this device at first looks very ahead of its time, I *strongly* suspect that what is shown is this photo is not a phone at all, but an early DTMF generator (like this one).
Note, in particular, the lack of anything that could be used to "hang up" the phone. Any actual portable phone would need some equivalent of the "talk" and "end" buttons on a modern cell phone.
Note also that there is no microphone. Just a speaker for the DTMF tones to come out.
Of course it's unlikely your grandmother would know any of that that by looking at the ad (unless she happened to be a Bell employee or a phone phreak). To her it was a phone of the future.
Sunday, April 22, 2007
Lost Classics of Rock: "Inside Looking Out" by Grand Funk Railroad
Warning: this entry has cuss words in it.
Before "We're and American Band", before "I'm You're Captain/Closer to Home", Grand Funk (Railroad) originally hit the mainstream in 1970 with an album called simply Grand Funk, aka "The Red Album". Note that this was neither the band's debut album nor technically eponymous, since the band was still called Grand Funk Railroad at this time. They probably just couldn't think of a snappy title. (They did, after all, crank out an average of 2 studio albums a year throughout their existence as a band (not counting reunions), so they can't be expected to actually name all of them.)
If you read a lot of early-1970's rock criticism, Grand Funk seems to get more attention (though generally negative) than warranted. A band that, from a modern vantage point, appear to have been a (maybe) 4 hit wonder who occupy a minor if non-trivial place in rock history, are often vilified as the ultimate example of the stupid white rock band. Reviews of other bands that were generally not liked by the rock critic elite of their day (Zeppelin and Sabbath come to mind) almost always included an obligatory "well at least they're better than Grand Funk" disclaimer.
Being born in 1975, of course all of my information about this is second hand. But it would appear that Grand Funk is one of those bands that was more popular in their own day than the view from 30 years on would tend to suggest. (Sort of like the opposite of a cult movie that nobody saw when it came out, but 20 years later is one of everybody's favorites) A lot more popular. They wouldn't have cranked out so many albums if people weren't buying them. According to Wikipedia, they were the best-selling band in America and broke ticket-sales records set by the Beatles. The only thing to which I can attribute their currently mediocre reputation, is that all of their early-70's fans were too stoned to remember any of it later.
No, this little old band from Michigan probably didn't single-handedly kill the ideals of the 1960's (as depicted on The Wonder Years, American Dreams (btw, I'm not into guys but that kid who went on to be Peter Petrelli in Heroes is damn handsome)) and usher in the stoned, spoiled, lazy crassness of the 1970's (as depicted on That 70's Show). That dubious honor (or honorable dubiousness, depending on what you actually think about the "ideals" of the 60's) is unassailably shared by Zeppelin and the Stones, as well as by the public at large. But they played their part in the larger drama, and appear to have made off like bank robbers.
Scapegoats for everything that the 60's people hated about the 70's; in the end the criticism rings kinda true. Their music is so appropriate to its own time and place that it doesn't seem to have influenced any later bands. You know how you can hear pre-echos of all later metal in Sabbath, or distant early warnings of disco in early 70's soul? You can't hear the future like that in Grand Funk Railroad. It just is what it is.
All of which brings us to "Inside Looking Out", from the aforementioned "red album". A cover of a song by the Animals, but may as well be an old blues song. Compared to more respected power trios such as Cream or Zeppelin, Grand Funk didn't really take the blues/rock formula anyplace it hadn't been before. They just played it loud, long, and somewhat over the top. Not quite Zeppelin levels of over-the-top, mind you, but sufficiently over the top to make sure no one would mistake it for authentic blues. Over 9 minutes in the studio, and doubtlessly expanded to several times that length when they played live. The instruments are bass, drums, guitar, and I can't tell if I hear organ in there or not. No, I don't think so. I think it's just power trio.
The bass and drums are surprisingly, actually somewhat funky throughout. Not really funky like James Brown or George Clinton, obviously.. more like "Funk 49" by the James Gang kind of funky. "Long Train Running" by the Doobie Brothers kind of funky. "Let it Ride" by BTO funky. "Fly Like and Eagle" funky. (I've got a million of these kind of examples, btw) But still, much more so than you'd expect from having only heard "We're and American Band".
The song features a lot of guitar lines that are repeated for emphasis, apparently because you really wouldn't be impressed by them if you only heard them once, but when repeated about 4 times their impact finally sinks in. This is something that almost every improvising soloist does live (see any live Zeppelin recording), but here the process of creation-by-repeating-mistakes is literally laid bare in the studio.
Then right in the middle of solo, the unexpected happens. Around 4:40, Mark Farner appears to turn on some kind of fuzz pedal that was previously not being used. My guess is that in addition to distortion, this unknown device also rectifies his guitar signal. Full-wave rectification, unless my ears lie. (And they often do) Anyway, it fucking smokes. The pedestrian kinda-sorta-distorted, maybe-a-little-bit-heavy string-bending and pull-off-masturbation that has dominated the solo to this point gives way to some almost Hendrix-worthy new-asshole-ripping. If any of my songfight fans are reading this (and I know you are not), this is the kind of thing I am always trying to recreate in my guitar tracks. God damn, it makes the whole other 7 or 8 minutes of "doot doot doo doo" and "chucka chucka chucka" that comprises this song worthwhile. I only hope that if you saw this live, he stretched out this part into an entire symphony of fully-rectified rectal violation. (The song is about being in prison, after all)
The song then contains a necessarily anti-climactic harmonica solo. Nothing to see here, folks. I mean really, talk about bringing a knife to a gun fight.
The song ends with a completely non-distinguished rave-up. Sorta like this post. I don't really have anything snappy to end this with, so I'll do what bands do and just pad it out with random noodling.
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Before "We're and American Band", before "I'm You're Captain/Closer to Home", Grand Funk (Railroad) originally hit the mainstream in 1970 with an album called simply Grand Funk, aka "The Red Album". Note that this was neither the band's debut album nor technically eponymous, since the band was still called Grand Funk Railroad at this time. They probably just couldn't think of a snappy title. (They did, after all, crank out an average of 2 studio albums a year throughout their existence as a band (not counting reunions), so they can't be expected to actually name all of them.)
If you read a lot of early-1970's rock criticism, Grand Funk seems to get more attention (though generally negative) than warranted. A band that, from a modern vantage point, appear to have been a (maybe) 4 hit wonder who occupy a minor if non-trivial place in rock history, are often vilified as the ultimate example of the stupid white rock band. Reviews of other bands that were generally not liked by the rock critic elite of their day (Zeppelin and Sabbath come to mind) almost always included an obligatory "well at least they're better than Grand Funk" disclaimer.
Being born in 1975, of course all of my information about this is second hand. But it would appear that Grand Funk is one of those bands that was more popular in their own day than the view from 30 years on would tend to suggest. (Sort of like the opposite of a cult movie that nobody saw when it came out, but 20 years later is one of everybody's favorites) A lot more popular. They wouldn't have cranked out so many albums if people weren't buying them. According to Wikipedia, they were the best-selling band in America and broke ticket-sales records set by the Beatles. The only thing to which I can attribute their currently mediocre reputation, is that all of their early-70's fans were too stoned to remember any of it later.
No, this little old band from Michigan probably didn't single-handedly kill the ideals of the 1960's (as depicted on The Wonder Years, American Dreams (btw, I'm not into guys but that kid who went on to be Peter Petrelli in Heroes is damn handsome)) and usher in the stoned, spoiled, lazy crassness of the 1970's (as depicted on That 70's Show). That dubious honor (or honorable dubiousness, depending on what you actually think about the "ideals" of the 60's) is unassailably shared by Zeppelin and the Stones, as well as by the public at large. But they played their part in the larger drama, and appear to have made off like bank robbers.
Scapegoats for everything that the 60's people hated about the 70's; in the end the criticism rings kinda true. Their music is so appropriate to its own time and place that it doesn't seem to have influenced any later bands. You know how you can hear pre-echos of all later metal in Sabbath, or distant early warnings of disco in early 70's soul? You can't hear the future like that in Grand Funk Railroad. It just is what it is.
All of which brings us to "Inside Looking Out", from the aforementioned "red album". A cover of a song by the Animals, but may as well be an old blues song. Compared to more respected power trios such as Cream or Zeppelin, Grand Funk didn't really take the blues/rock formula anyplace it hadn't been before. They just played it loud, long, and somewhat over the top. Not quite Zeppelin levels of over-the-top, mind you, but sufficiently over the top to make sure no one would mistake it for authentic blues. Over 9 minutes in the studio, and doubtlessly expanded to several times that length when they played live. The instruments are bass, drums, guitar, and I can't tell if I hear organ in there or not. No, I don't think so. I think it's just power trio.
The bass and drums are surprisingly, actually somewhat funky throughout. Not really funky like James Brown or George Clinton, obviously.. more like "Funk 49" by the James Gang kind of funky. "Long Train Running" by the Doobie Brothers kind of funky. "Let it Ride" by BTO funky. "Fly Like and Eagle" funky. (I've got a million of these kind of examples, btw) But still, much more so than you'd expect from having only heard "We're and American Band".
The song features a lot of guitar lines that are repeated for emphasis, apparently because you really wouldn't be impressed by them if you only heard them once, but when repeated about 4 times their impact finally sinks in. This is something that almost every improvising soloist does live (see any live Zeppelin recording), but here the process of creation-by-repeating-mistakes is literally laid bare in the studio.
Then right in the middle of solo, the unexpected happens. Around 4:40, Mark Farner appears to turn on some kind of fuzz pedal that was previously not being used. My guess is that in addition to distortion, this unknown device also rectifies his guitar signal. Full-wave rectification, unless my ears lie. (And they often do) Anyway, it fucking smokes. The pedestrian kinda-sorta-distorted, maybe-a-little-bit-heavy string-bending and pull-off-masturbation that has dominated the solo to this point gives way to some almost Hendrix-worthy new-asshole-ripping. If any of my songfight fans are reading this (and I know you are not), this is the kind of thing I am always trying to recreate in my guitar tracks. God damn, it makes the whole other 7 or 8 minutes of "doot doot doo doo" and "chucka chucka chucka" that comprises this song worthwhile. I only hope that if you saw this live, he stretched out this part into an entire symphony of fully-rectified rectal violation. (The song is about being in prison, after all)
The song then contains a necessarily anti-climactic harmonica solo. Nothing to see here, folks. I mean really, talk about bringing a knife to a gun fight.
The song ends with a completely non-distinguished rave-up. Sorta like this post. I don't really have anything snappy to end this with, so I'll do what bands do and just pad it out with random noodling.
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Saturday, April 21, 2007
The Sneeze - Steve, Don't Eat It!
From 2003, but still relevant.
Beggin' Strips slogan is "Dog's don't know it's not bacon!" Newsflash: Dogs are retarded. Mine used to eat his own vomit, and wag his tail while he did it. I'll be the one to decide if this stuff tastes like bacon or not.
Friday, April 20, 2007
wtf?
How can it possibly take this long to install SQL server 2005 client tools?
Thursday, April 19, 2007
a whole heep of dungeon rock
I think I have finally discovered the canonical "dungeon rock" band.
Not Zeppelin, not Sabbath, not Tull, not Purple, not Queen, not Rush...
Uriah Heep.
Just look at these song titles:
If all you've ever heard of the Heep is "Stealin'" or "Easy Livin'", then you haven't heard the musical mirkwood mayhem that these blokes were capable of throwing.
"The Magician's Birthday" is so over the top that you keep telling yourself it has to be a parody, except that there is every indication that it is being played completely straight. Imagine Rush's "Bytor and the Snow Dog" without the lampshade hanging. The vocal arrangements are the sort of thing Freddie Mercury would come up with if he spent more time reading the Monster Manual and less time looking for somebody to love. There's a "wizard's duel" section where the duelists (both voice-acted by vocalist David Byron) clearly state what spells they are casting for the benefit of the audience. And a part that can only be described by saying "And oh how they danced, the little children of Stonehenge". It's perfect.
"Gypsy", apparently the first song from the band's first album, features probably the most relentless, grinding guitar and organ riff ever produced before the era of loops and samples. !!!!Spoiler warning!!!! The lyrics are about falling in love with a gypsy girl, whose father (the leader of the gypsies) then takes you into a shack and beats you to unconsciousness.
"Byrd of Prey"... I won't even attempt to describe. Just fire up your favorite P2P client and steal it from somewhere. Now.
And then they are also capable of producing moments of true genius that I am incapable of describing with any ironic detachment whatsoever. The aforementioned "Easy Livin'" is a true classic of 70's rock. As for "Sweet Lorraine"... here are beauties which pierce like swords or burn like cold iron. Here is a song which will break your heart.
And of course "July Morning", which has inspired an unofficial national holiday in Bulgaria.
Not Zeppelin, not Sabbath, not Tull, not Purple, not Queen, not Rush...
Uriah Heep.
Just look at these song titles:
- High Priestess
- Rainbow Demon
- Lady in Black
- The Wizard (no, not the same song as on the first Sabbath album)
- The Magician's Birthday
- Bird of Prey
- Gypsy
- Traveler in Time
- Poet's Justice
If all you've ever heard of the Heep is "Stealin'" or "Easy Livin'", then you haven't heard the musical mirkwood mayhem that these blokes were capable of throwing.
"The Magician's Birthday" is so over the top that you keep telling yourself it has to be a parody, except that there is every indication that it is being played completely straight. Imagine Rush's "Bytor and the Snow Dog" without the lampshade hanging. The vocal arrangements are the sort of thing Freddie Mercury would come up with if he spent more time reading the Monster Manual and less time looking for somebody to love. There's a "wizard's duel" section where the duelists (both voice-acted by vocalist David Byron) clearly state what spells they are casting for the benefit of the audience. And a part that can only be described by saying "And oh how they danced, the little children of Stonehenge". It's perfect.
"Gypsy", apparently the first song from the band's first album, features probably the most relentless, grinding guitar and organ riff ever produced before the era of loops and samples. !!!!Spoiler warning!!!! The lyrics are about falling in love with a gypsy girl, whose father (the leader of the gypsies) then takes you into a shack and beats you to unconsciousness.
"Byrd of Prey"... I won't even attempt to describe. Just fire up your favorite P2P client and steal it from somewhere. Now.
And then they are also capable of producing moments of true genius that I am incapable of describing with any ironic detachment whatsoever. The aforementioned "Easy Livin'" is a true classic of 70's rock. As for "Sweet Lorraine"... here are beauties which pierce like swords or burn like cold iron. Here is a song which will break your heart.
And of course "July Morning", which has inspired an unofficial national holiday in Bulgaria.
Saturday, March 31, 2007
sweet..
My brother-in-law has an NES.
things I learned today
Depending on what county you're in, Virginia's interstate highways are marked down to 0.1 mile. That's a marker every 528 feet. I bet Kudrav is behind this, somehow.
Richmond has a major road called "Powhite Parkway". I am not making this up. Po, White, Parkway. Richmond also looks like the sort of town I'd like to explore: lots of railroads, seaport, etc., but probably without the wife.
The southern frontier of the Great Eastern Megalopolis is apparently somewhere around mile-marker 110 on I-95, based on when traffic starts bunching up. This is at least 60 miles south of the DC beltway.
Richmond has a major road called "Powhite Parkway". I am not making this up. Po, White, Parkway. Richmond also looks like the sort of town I'd like to explore: lots of railroads, seaport, etc., but probably without the wife.
The southern frontier of the Great Eastern Megalopolis is apparently somewhere around mile-marker 110 on I-95, based on when traffic starts bunching up. This is at least 60 miles south of the DC beltway.
Wednesday, March 28, 2007
Conservation Of Ninjitsu - Television Tropes & Idioms
In any martial arts fight, there is only a finite amount of ninjutsu available to each side in a given encounter. As a result, one ninja is a deadly threat, but an army of them are cannon fodder.
Monday, March 26, 2007
YouTube - Night Flight - Gisele Kerozene
"A bitch of a high-powered witch"
YouTube - Night Flight - Dynaman - Lucky Pierre (part 1 of 2)
Japan is such a confusing country.
YouTube - Porky Pig Uncensored
Thanks to Youtube you no longer to stay up see this sort of thing at 2:00 AM on the USA network.
The Virginia Railway Express Train Brain
This is quite possibly the coolest silly 1995-ish Java toy I've seen since, uh, 1995.
How to Secure a Java Password File on Windows
Any process that requires clicking two different "advanced" buttons, is probably just asking for trouble.
I have regressed...
... to the college-student-like state of eating ramen noodles for breakfast.
Sing "ho" for MSG in the morning.
Sing "ho" for MSG in the morning.
Wednesday, March 21, 2007
If all stories were written like science fiction stories
He logged onto the central network using his personal computer, and waited while the system verified his identity. With a few keystrokes he entered an electronic ticketing system, and entered the codes for his point of departure and his destination. In moments the computer displayed a list of possible flights, and he picked the earliest one. Dollars were automatically deducted from his personal account to pay for the transaction.
Tuesday, March 20, 2007
not many questions matter, but this is one of them..
Which Daffy Duck are you?
a) the early, "whoo whoo" darn-fool duck
b) the later, "you're despthickable" one
a) the early, "whoo whoo" darn-fool duck
b) the later, "you're despthickable" one
Friday, March 16, 2007
best of craigslist : Advice to Young Men from an Old Man
via Standard Deviant
possibly controversial thoughts about Jimi Hendrix
This idea has been boiling in my gut since I was in college. Figured I go ahead and get it out there.
Johann Sebastian Bach was the last great Baroque composer. That is because he literally exhausted the genre. After Bach, there was nothing of interest that anyone could do in the "Baroque" style, so composers (including his own sons) had to develop different genres of music in order to not be redundant. Bach "completed" Baroque music.
Ludwig Van Beethoven completed "Classical" music. I use the term Classical here not as most non-music people understand it to mean all "art" music, but rather in the sense that is used in musical circles where it means roughly 1750-1820. After Beethoven's 9th there was pretty much nothing left to do with Classical music. Romanticism had to step up to the plate.
Jimi Hendrix completed both psychedelic music and the Blues.
In a world in which "Red House" and "Voodoo Chile (Slight Return)" exist, there is nothing for any later blues guitarist to do but retread paths that have already been trodden by better men than they. Or move beyond the genre and not be a "blues guitarist" anymore.
"Are You Experienced", "Third Stone From the Sun", and the "Star Spangled Banner" as performed at Woodstock, are the end-all-be-all of acid rock. It just doesn't get any more far-out than that. There can never truly be a modern song with the impact of, say, "Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds" or "Incense and Peppermints", because Jimi finished all that. Music had to move on. And it (mostly) did.
Johann Sebastian Bach was the last great Baroque composer. That is because he literally exhausted the genre. After Bach, there was nothing of interest that anyone could do in the "Baroque" style, so composers (including his own sons) had to develop different genres of music in order to not be redundant. Bach "completed" Baroque music.
Ludwig Van Beethoven completed "Classical" music. I use the term Classical here not as most non-music people understand it to mean all "art" music, but rather in the sense that is used in musical circles where it means roughly 1750-1820. After Beethoven's 9th there was pretty much nothing left to do with Classical music. Romanticism had to step up to the plate.
Jimi Hendrix completed both psychedelic music and the Blues.
In a world in which "Red House" and "Voodoo Chile (Slight Return)" exist, there is nothing for any later blues guitarist to do but retread paths that have already been trodden by better men than they. Or move beyond the genre and not be a "blues guitarist" anymore.
"Are You Experienced", "Third Stone From the Sun", and the "Star Spangled Banner" as performed at Woodstock, are the end-all-be-all of acid rock. It just doesn't get any more far-out than that. There can never truly be a modern song with the impact of, say, "Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds" or "Incense and Peppermints", because Jimi finished all that. Music had to move on. And it (mostly) did.
Wednesday, March 14, 2007
Yorkie (chocolate bar) - Wikipedia
The slogan "it's not for girls" is quite literally true. My wife hated it.
definition of a wife
(a) a woman who pulls some elaborate stunt for your birthday, apparently involving streaking (heh)
(b) a woman who, when you come home from an after-work drinking session like Homer Simpson or Archie Bunker, offers you a beer (nay, a Guinness) at home.
(b) a woman who, when you come home from an after-work drinking session like Homer Simpson or Archie Bunker, offers you a beer (nay, a Guinness) at home.
Monday, March 12, 2007
The Old New Thing : Blow the dust out of the connector
One of my favorites.
Unfortunately, I often forget to follow the advice.
Unfortunately, I often forget to follow the advice.
Friday, March 09, 2007
Misfats - The fattest Misfits tribute band ever!
Literally. They play Misfits songs, and they're fat.
Thursday, March 08, 2007
Using JConsole to Monitor Applications
work related.
Wednesday, March 07, 2007
quote of the day
Egg on Songfight:
I don't think "The glass is 95% empty." I think, "THAT HOTTIE LEFT A SIP OF RUM AND COKE ON THE TABLE! YOINK."
Tuesday, March 06, 2007
unwritten laws of junk food, #34
Instant noodles should not require the preparer to read any instructions in order to make them. Looking at pictures should be enough.
ASCII Art Farts
"HERE'S SOMETHING TO KEEP YOU BUSY"
Monday, March 05, 2007
Look Around You
Several episodes of what appears to be a most excellent BBC show.
Thursday, March 01, 2007
The Earth Is Not Moving
I don't think this is a joke.
All of the evidence that is required to expose and destroy the counterfeit Copernican Model of a rotating and orbiting Earth--and the entire evolutionary paradigm resting upon that counterfeit--is set out in this book (HERE) & in scores of links on this web page.
Head Heritage | Unsung | Album of the Month | Sir Lord Baltimore - Kingdom Come
In 1969, three longhairs from Brooklyn, New York, were thrown off the stage of Bill Graham's Fillmore East, for being what that now legendary promoter described as 'Pus'. The trio was Sir Lord Baltimore and they'd just recorded a flawed but fantastic first album, called Kingdom Come, which combined thee most histrionic proto-Kiss, proto-David Lee Roth vocal acrobatics ever with enough Stooged-out proto-metal to last any sane band a lifetime. Did you ever wish that 'Speed King', 'Highway Star' and 'Fireball' were the only songs Deep Purple had ever recorded? Did you ever feel that everything Blue Cheer recorded after side one of OutsideInside was unnecessary, including side two of that very LP? Did you ever lament that telling people just how much you love 'I'm on Fire' and 'Atomic Punk' from Van Halen 1 inevitably made them think you secretly loved later sub-Genesis detritus such as 'Jump' as well? Well, search out this album and you've got everything you need in one record.
music I should have heard in college, but didn't
Sir. Lord. Baltimore.
Yes, there was a band called that. A hard rock band from New York City circa 1971. The name sounds like something out of the mid-60's garage band era. Maybe that explains why SLB weren't more successful. But probably not.
They sound like a cross between the MC5 and (depending on the song) Led Zeppelin or Black Sabbath. (Actually more like Budgie, but you probably don't know what Budgie sounds like either (like AC/DC covering the first RUSH album))
"Hell Hound" is like "Mississippi Queen" if it was a song on "Raw Power". The chorus also sounds like the same chord progression as the chorus of Master of Puppets, but that's probably just blind luck.
"Ain't Got Hung on You" is what it would sound like if Jack White and Jack Black teamed up to go back in time to 1970 and join Deep Purple and play Yardbirds covers.
Yes, it's that rock.
The world just wasn't ready for this. I'm still not sure the world is ready.
According to Wikipedia, they are now a "Christian" band.
MySpace page: http://www.myspace.com/goodcheese
Yes, there was a band called that. A hard rock band from New York City circa 1971. The name sounds like something out of the mid-60's garage band era. Maybe that explains why SLB weren't more successful. But probably not.
They sound like a cross between the MC5 and (depending on the song) Led Zeppelin or Black Sabbath. (Actually more like Budgie, but you probably don't know what Budgie sounds like either (like AC/DC covering the first RUSH album))
"Hell Hound" is like "Mississippi Queen" if it was a song on "Raw Power". The chorus also sounds like the same chord progression as the chorus of Master of Puppets, but that's probably just blind luck.
"Ain't Got Hung on You" is what it would sound like if Jack White and Jack Black teamed up to go back in time to 1970 and join Deep Purple and play Yardbirds covers.
Yes, it's that rock.
The world just wasn't ready for this. I'm still not sure the world is ready.
According to Wikipedia, they are now a "Christian" band.
MySpace page: http://www.myspace.com/goodcheese
Saturday, February 24, 2007
New Wave of British Heavy Metal...
.. or no metal at all!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1QrUEg5msVk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1QrUEg5msVk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=icAzyx8EsKU
Ok, this officially pre-dates the "New Wave" period but, still..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2R7tWil0TKU&mode=related&search=
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1QrUEg5msVk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1QrUEg5msVk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=icAzyx8EsKU
Ok, this officially pre-dates the "New Wave" period but, still..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2R7tWil0TKU&mode=related&search=
the p2p police are comin' to get me any minute
For the first time in about 2 years, I have resorted to dubiously legal means of obtaining the songs that iTunes couldn't give me.
I know, I know... they're not to blame for my lapse of ethics. They're just the proximate cause.
I know, I know... they're not to blame for my lapse of ethics. They're just the proximate cause.
Friday, February 23, 2007
speaking of area codes..
.. which we weren't, I think the building I work in has some phones that are 770 and others that are 678. And these are all (presumably) on the same PBX!
(When I worked for Sprint in the Kansas city area in 1999, I remember they had some offices in Kansas with Missouri area codes and vice versa.. but I figured they could only do that because they were a phone company)
(When I worked for Sprint in the Kansas city area in 1999, I remember they had some offices in Kansas with Missouri area codes and vice versa.. but I figured they could only do that because they were a phone company)
Thursday, February 22, 2007
some stuff
One side effect of getting an iPod is that previously neglected parts of my music collection finally get listened to.
Among the hidden treasures I'd totally forgotten about are Judas Priest's British Steel and Screaming for Vengeance albums. Also, several Iron Maiden albums the best of which is Number of the Beast.
Some of you will recall that the Friday before Super Bowl weekend, I nearly had an opportunity to hook the iPod up through the PA system at a certain Norcross drinking and pool-table establishment. If they'd have had the right cables, I'd have treated them all to British Steel on shuffle. Oh, for a real-life Adapter Shack!
Meanwhile, I finally got around to using the $50 iTunes gift card that I got for Christmas. I don't want to sound complainin', but isn't it possible for them to simply have every album currently available on CD in their store? What is so friggin hard about that?
I now wish that I would've taken the time to figure out if they was a way to get access to the iTunes stores for other countries instead of the US. I bet they have a UK store with the original "Mama Weer All Crazee Now" by Slade, for instance.
Oh well, I didn't think of that. I just found 50 songs from what they had to offer. If they're profiling my purchases, I hope I don't know what to make of me. How many people purchase both "Angel Dust" by Venom and two different people's versions of "Wreck of the Old 97". In one sitting?
Among the hidden treasures I'd totally forgotten about are Judas Priest's British Steel and Screaming for Vengeance albums. Also, several Iron Maiden albums the best of which is Number of the Beast.
Some of you will recall that the Friday before Super Bowl weekend, I nearly had an opportunity to hook the iPod up through the PA system at a certain Norcross drinking and pool-table establishment. If they'd have had the right cables, I'd have treated them all to British Steel on shuffle. Oh, for a real-life Adapter Shack!
Meanwhile, I finally got around to using the $50 iTunes gift card that I got for Christmas. I don't want to sound complainin', but isn't it possible for them to simply have every album currently available on CD in their store? What is so friggin hard about that?
I now wish that I would've taken the time to figure out if they was a way to get access to the iTunes stores for other countries instead of the US. I bet they have a UK store with the original "Mama Weer All Crazee Now" by Slade, for instance.
Oh well, I didn't think of that. I just found 50 songs from what they had to offer. If they're profiling my purchases, I hope I don't know what to make of me. How many people purchase both "Angel Dust" by Venom and two different people's versions of "Wreck of the Old 97". In one sitting?
Sunday, February 18, 2007
why we need the public domain, and the web
Because only the wild and wooly internet could make "banned" cartoons of the 1930's and 1940's available in this day and age. And only the concept of "public domain" prevents the likes of Disney and Time-Warner from getting them yanked off the web for copyright violation.
Classics you heard about but never seen on TV in your lifetime, such as "Coal Black and de Sebben Dwarfs" are trivially findable. Just google for them.
Some people have accused Walt Disney of being a Nazi, but that didn't stop him from making WWII propoganda films like Education for Death.
Classics you heard about but never seen on TV in your lifetime, such as "Coal Black and de Sebben Dwarfs" are trivially findable. Just google for them.
Some people have accused Walt Disney of being a Nazi, but that didn't stop him from making WWII propoganda films like Education for Death.
Saturday, February 10, 2007
Museum of bad album covers
I may have blogged this before. Some of these album covers are NSFW.
Friday, February 09, 2007
context-free advice to drummers
There are people who will tell you that rock is straight 8th notes.
That's BS.
There are onlytwo three ways to rock: shuffle, Bo Diddley beat, or the "Lust for Life" beat.
Pick one.
My money's on Iggy.
Straight 8's (or worse, 16's) are for disco.
That's BS.
There are only
Pick one.
My money's on Iggy.
Straight 8's (or worse, 16's) are for disco.
Tuesday, February 06, 2007
A List Apart: Articles: Flash Embedding Cage Match
A beautiful example of how f**ked up the web is, at a technical level, but we survive anyway.
Flash embedding is a ubiquitous feature of the "modern" web. Probably more important than Ajax.
Although many still associate Flash with its (apparent) original intended use for brochure-ware and subsequent horrible abuse in website ads, Flash has quietly become the de-facto way for various types (audio, video, animation) to seamlessly blend into a website.
Without flash there would be no YouTube, no Google video, no myspace band pages as we currently know them, no streaming podcasts in Bloglines.
And yet this high-tech castle is built on a foundation of sand. Quicksand even. Non-standard tags, competing implementations of the same tag in different browsers.
Cross-browser Flash embedding, much like cross-browser Ajax, is a technology that shouldn't work, given the competing standards arrayed against us.
And yet, here it is, a pillar of the Internet community.
This says something about the nature of rules, laws, and standards that I haven't completely wrapped my head around, but I believe when I do, it's gonna be a real mindbomb.
Flash embedding is a ubiquitous feature of the "modern" web. Probably more important than Ajax.
Although many still associate Flash with its (apparent) original intended use for brochure-ware and subsequent horrible abuse in website ads, Flash has quietly become the de-facto way for various types (audio, video, animation) to seamlessly blend into a website.
Without flash there would be no YouTube, no Google video, no myspace band pages as we currently know them, no streaming podcasts in Bloglines.
And yet this high-tech castle is built on a foundation of sand. Quicksand even. Non-standard tags, competing implementations of the same tag in different browsers.
Cross-browser Flash embedding, much like cross-browser Ajax, is a technology that shouldn't work, given the competing standards arrayed against us.
And yet, here it is, a pillar of the Internet community.
This says something about the nature of rules, laws, and standards that I haven't completely wrapped my head around, but I believe when I do, it's gonna be a real mindbomb.
Monday, February 05, 2007
SONG FIGHT ARCHIVE: On My Block
Five years ago, the winner of the "On My Block" song fight was "Elysian Ring". Listen to it again for the first time.
Thursday, February 01, 2007
dreams last night
I was (apparently) in Las Vegas.
Went (with co-workers) to a casino whose facade appeared to be a trailer in a trailer park. Really you just entered through the trailer, the the bulk of the casino was in a massive building of yellow corrugated steel behind the trailer. Some features of the Bombay Grill may have been present.
Was late for some sort of business meeting. Decided to get there by walking through a high school. I knew I had to get through the school without being stopped by their security guards. I entered through door in the back of the building and went up a set of stairs. Briefly down a hallway, and then down another set of stairs. This set of stairs, obviously long neglected, actually came down into a classroom where the steps were being used as shelves for books and other supplies. Class was in session, and the teacher said "Hey, you're not in my class!" He let me take a pen and notepad, and sent me on my way. Outside the door to the classroom, a high school student in a completely unmarked olive drab military uniform tried to stop me, but I just kept walking and he didn't do anything.
Details of the actual meeting are vague. I know it involved a meeting with some sort of Big Boss guy. One of my co-workers made an off-hand remark about a half-remembered favorite TV show from childhood. Later we found out that after hearing this, the Big Boss's assistant went and researched it and found all the details about it for my co-worker.
Rather than praise from the boss, this was met with derision at the assistant's servility and brown-nosing. Everyone laughed at this woman behind her back. The Boss told all of us that we too would soon learn to have this kind of power over people.
Back at the hotel, I watched two male guests attempt to jump from the balconies of their hotel rooms into the pool. One made it into the pool, the other ended up dangling from his balcony by his leg and had to be rescued.
That's all I can remember.
Went (with co-workers) to a casino whose facade appeared to be a trailer in a trailer park. Really you just entered through the trailer, the the bulk of the casino was in a massive building of yellow corrugated steel behind the trailer. Some features of the Bombay Grill may have been present.
Was late for some sort of business meeting. Decided to get there by walking through a high school. I knew I had to get through the school without being stopped by their security guards. I entered through door in the back of the building and went up a set of stairs. Briefly down a hallway, and then down another set of stairs. This set of stairs, obviously long neglected, actually came down into a classroom where the steps were being used as shelves for books and other supplies. Class was in session, and the teacher said "Hey, you're not in my class!" He let me take a pen and notepad, and sent me on my way. Outside the door to the classroom, a high school student in a completely unmarked olive drab military uniform tried to stop me, but I just kept walking and he didn't do anything.
Details of the actual meeting are vague. I know it involved a meeting with some sort of Big Boss guy. One of my co-workers made an off-hand remark about a half-remembered favorite TV show from childhood. Later we found out that after hearing this, the Big Boss's assistant went and researched it and found all the details about it for my co-worker.
Rather than praise from the boss, this was met with derision at the assistant's servility and brown-nosing. Everyone laughed at this woman behind her back. The Boss told all of us that we too would soon learn to have this kind of power over people.
Back at the hotel, I watched two male guests attempt to jump from the balconies of their hotel rooms into the pool. One made it into the pool, the other ended up dangling from his balcony by his leg and had to be rescued.
That's all I can remember.
Wednesday, January 31, 2007
Are you scared of Java language change? Why?
Java succeeded because it hit that critical time-window of being in the right time at the right place. But to achieve it, compromises were made. In particular, lots of language features were dropped - assertions, closures, enums, generics (sound familiar?). By all accounts, they weren't dropped to keep the language 'simple', so much as because the timeline dictated it.
Thus Java's so-called simplicity is a fallacy. Language changes now are simply completing the job that was unfinished back then and meeting the realities of Java as an enterprise language.
Saturday, January 27, 2007
The Greatest Drunk on Earth: Andre the Giant
via Standard Deviant
While it can be argued that a minuscule handful of professional wrestlers matched Andre’s in-ring achievements, no other wrestler ever matched his exploits as a drunkard.
Friday, January 26, 2007
JBoss.com - Wiki - Main
Ditto
The JBoss 4 Application Server Guide
The ease of use of JBoss compared to, say, Websphere is shown by the fact that I've been using it as long as I have with no need to read the manual.
Thursday, January 25, 2007
an ever so slightly adult-oriented post
a) You know about Vintage Tooncast, right? AKA the only podcast in the universe.
b) In the background of "Daffy The Commando", the Nazis are shown to have decorated their den of evil with exactly one poster of a naked woman. Even Hitler's minions need their porn fix.
c) The poster says "KAISERHO".
KAISERHO! As in "Kaiser" + "Ho".
There is going to have to be a band called that now. Just gotta be.
b) In the background of "Daffy The Commando", the Nazis are shown to have decorated their den of evil with exactly one poster of a naked woman. Even Hitler's minions need their porn fix.
c) The poster says "KAISERHO".
KAISERHO! As in "Kaiser" + "Ho".
There is going to have to be a band called that now. Just gotta be.
Thursday, January 18, 2007
somebody needs to be rogered, all right
After years of making due with the Rhino Yardbirds collection that only covers the band's early years, I've finally got ahold of "Roger the Engineer".
I don't know if the engineer is to be blamed, or what, but there is just something disappointing about this album. The performances sound like they were playing their stoned British hearts out, but the mix just falls flat.
Yardbirds vocalist Keith Relf is always guaranteed to disappoint anyone who first comes to the band seeking the origins of Led Zeppelin. It's hard to imagine a voice more different from (and not neccessarily in a good way) Robert Plant. At his best on this album he's sort of half-speaking, half-chanting, and probably drunk. But if you're any sort of fan of British Invasion beyond the big four (Beatles, Stones, Who, Kinks) you've certainly heard worse. Hearing him sing about selling your soul to the devil, he sounds like a (very) poor man's Ozzy.
But Jeff Beck (who takes lead vocals on a couple of songs) is worse in every way. Now I understand why Eric Clapton (whose voice I've never liked either) could have a career as a vocalist: he's truly the only one of (Clapton, Beck, Page) who can sing in any way at all.
The songs that feature vocal harmony similarly will disappoint anyone who likes that sort of thing, because you want it to be as good as the Zombies and it's just not.
Almost making up the lackluster vocals is the guitar, which is of course why anyone listens to the Yardbirds anyway. The guitar, especially the lead, is distorted on almost every song. Even the songs where no fuzz pedal is used, the amp is cranked up to 11 that it approaches levels of crunch normally associated with 70's arena rock. When a fuzz pedal is used, as on the hit "Over, Under, Sideways, Down", the lead guitar is positively ear-splitting. Some songs are physically painful to listen to, the lead guitar as so trebly and loud in the mix. Songs like "Happenings Ten Years Time Ago" (a bonus track and the only Jimmy Page lead according to the credits) are almost completely noise, with very little actual music in them, which I actually like. Music is for zeroes - noise, noise, noise is for heroes.
The bass and drums, struggling to be heard over the guitar, flail along trying to play as loudly and rapidly as possible, with especially Paul Samwell-Smith's bass is very busy, nearly jazzy in spots. Check out "Lost Woman", it sounds like a whole song made 0ut of that one part of "I Want You/She's So Heavy" where the bass goes "doo doo doo doo..". You know what I mean. But somehow the mix makes all this effort seem wasted, and it just fails to impress. The bass is semi-distorted on songs where it doesn't need to be, and not bottomy enough. The drums are OK but occasionally their more trebly elements are also ear-splitting. (Maybe it's just that I'm listening on a 5th-gen iPod with it's infamous bass-cutting properties?)
Possibly my favorite song on here is "What Do You Want". I could almost swear that at least some of the leads on here are played by Page, not Beck. I think I've listened to enough Zeppelin in my life to be able to say that. But Beck is credited, so who knows.
Finally, and perhaps the worst thing about this albums, is the songwriting. The Yardbirds were one of those bands who really should stick to covering other people's songs.
Overall, C+. Recommended if you like guitar fuzz. (Which I do)
I don't know if the engineer is to be blamed, or what, but there is just something disappointing about this album. The performances sound like they were playing their stoned British hearts out, but the mix just falls flat.
Yardbirds vocalist Keith Relf is always guaranteed to disappoint anyone who first comes to the band seeking the origins of Led Zeppelin. It's hard to imagine a voice more different from (and not neccessarily in a good way) Robert Plant. At his best on this album he's sort of half-speaking, half-chanting, and probably drunk. But if you're any sort of fan of British Invasion beyond the big four (Beatles, Stones, Who, Kinks) you've certainly heard worse. Hearing him sing about selling your soul to the devil, he sounds like a (very) poor man's Ozzy.
But Jeff Beck (who takes lead vocals on a couple of songs) is worse in every way. Now I understand why Eric Clapton (whose voice I've never liked either) could have a career as a vocalist: he's truly the only one of (Clapton, Beck, Page) who can sing in any way at all.
The songs that feature vocal harmony similarly will disappoint anyone who likes that sort of thing, because you want it to be as good as the Zombies and it's just not.
Almost making up the lackluster vocals is the guitar, which is of course why anyone listens to the Yardbirds anyway. The guitar, especially the lead, is distorted on almost every song. Even the songs where no fuzz pedal is used, the amp is cranked up to 11 that it approaches levels of crunch normally associated with 70's arena rock. When a fuzz pedal is used, as on the hit "Over, Under, Sideways, Down", the lead guitar is positively ear-splitting. Some songs are physically painful to listen to, the lead guitar as so trebly and loud in the mix. Songs like "Happenings Ten Years Time Ago" (a bonus track and the only Jimmy Page lead according to the credits) are almost completely noise, with very little actual music in them, which I actually like. Music is for zeroes - noise, noise, noise is for heroes.
The bass and drums, struggling to be heard over the guitar, flail along trying to play as loudly and rapidly as possible, with especially Paul Samwell-Smith's bass is very busy, nearly jazzy in spots. Check out "Lost Woman", it sounds like a whole song made 0ut of that one part of "I Want You/She's So Heavy" where the bass goes "doo doo doo doo..". You know what I mean. But somehow the mix makes all this effort seem wasted, and it just fails to impress. The bass is semi-distorted on songs where it doesn't need to be, and not bottomy enough. The drums are OK but occasionally their more trebly elements are also ear-splitting. (Maybe it's just that I'm listening on a 5th-gen iPod with it's infamous bass-cutting properties?)
Possibly my favorite song on here is "What Do You Want". I could almost swear that at least some of the leads on here are played by Page, not Beck. I think I've listened to enough Zeppelin in my life to be able to say that. But Beck is credited, so who knows.
Finally, and perhaps the worst thing about this albums, is the songwriting. The Yardbirds were one of those bands who really should stick to covering other people's songs.
Overall, C+. Recommended if you like guitar fuzz. (Which I do)
Wednesday, January 17, 2007
botany for the paranoid
I recently realized that a weed that I have been tolerating in the yard for a couple of years, because it's flowers are almost attractive, is probably some species of Solanum.
Solanum, of the nightshade family. As in deadly nightshade.
Right now in the front yard some fruits that look a lot like this are hanging on a dead stem, just like the ones in this picture.
The picture above is of Solanum carolinense. Aka Carolina Horse Nettle. Aka Devil's Tomato. Apple of Sodom. Apple of Freaking Sodom!
May or may not be the same species I have. All of the pictures on that web page look sorta close, but so do the pictures of a number of other Solanum species.
Assuming that actually is Solanum carolinense, it is apparently toxic only in large quantities. (How did they figure that out? Did some scientist feed those little tomato-looking things to test subjects and count how many it took before they started vomiting, dying, etc?) Nevertheless it doesn't have much of a future in this yard. Not with a two year old in the house.
It's kind of freaky how our friends the potato, tomato, eggplant, and chili pepper are all in the same genus. You aren't supposed to eat the leaves of potatoes and tomatoes, I'm pretty sure. The tomato was, according to wikipedia, originally cultivated as an ornamental before people knew you could safely eat it. I can only imagine the desperation that drove some crazy person to first eat one.
Solanum, of the nightshade family. As in deadly nightshade.
Right now in the front yard some fruits that look a lot like this are hanging on a dead stem, just like the ones in this picture.
The picture above is of Solanum carolinense. Aka Carolina Horse Nettle. Aka Devil's Tomato. Apple of Sodom. Apple of Freaking Sodom!
May or may not be the same species I have. All of the pictures on that web page look sorta close, but so do the pictures of a number of other Solanum species.
Assuming that actually is Solanum carolinense, it is apparently toxic only in large quantities. (How did they figure that out? Did some scientist feed those little tomato-looking things to test subjects and count how many it took before they started vomiting, dying, etc?) Nevertheless it doesn't have much of a future in this yard. Not with a two year old in the house.
It's kind of freaky how our friends the potato, tomato, eggplant, and chili pepper are all in the same genus. You aren't supposed to eat the leaves of potatoes and tomatoes, I'm pretty sure. The tomato was, according to wikipedia, originally cultivated as an ornamental before people knew you could safely eat it. I can only imagine the desperation that drove some crazy person to first eat one.
Wednesday, January 10, 2007
five years for my number one girl
Happy birthday, miss D.