If you are reading this and you are an alumnus of the Mallet Assembly, your friends need you. NOW. The continued existence of Mallet could depend on your involvement as an alumni.

If you have access to the Mallet Wiki but you haven't checked recent changes in a while, do so. NOW.

If you are or have been a member of an the "Marvin List" but you haven't been reading it lately or have unsubscribed, re-subscribe. NOW.

If you are a Malleteer but you don't know what either of those previous two things are, email me. But don't use the yahoo.com address that I normally advertise on this blog. That thing gets so much spam that I'll probably never read your message. Use gmail. I am confident enough in gmail's spam detection that I am now ready to state my gmail address on this blog: jeff.robertson@gmail.com

If you are a Malleteer who has a blog, spread this like a viral marketing campaign from hell.