• 10:14 "Caching is hard" -- somebody smart #
• 15:28 Something on wikitruth.info re: Jimmy Wales' secret "google killer" plans.. Wtf? Only decent way to even search Wikipedia is with Google! #
• 18:59 Web ads that are GeoIP-powered always think I live in Tucker. #
• 19:51 @scottlong I'm a LOT closer to tucker than you are to lawrenceville. Google maps says only 3.6 miles to downtown Tucker. #
• 20:24 @drew826 They show about the sensor module but they don't show anything at all about the boards. Might wanna try some double-side tape.. #

• 12:27 Eventually, I do plan to finish "The Future of the Internet--And How to Stop It". I read the first part of it about six months ago. #
• 19:20 Successfully refrained from ordering a durian smoothie #
• 22:43 cheesy poofs + coffee w/ cream and sugar == really strange taste #

• 21:28 tinyurl.com/574o77 Really? It really can't play DVD without hacking? It should play $#@! Blu-ray out of the box. #

• 17:40 just slept about 14 hours. #

• 12:48 Disturbingly few people out doing day-after-christmas shopping in Mobile this morning. Depression is on! #
• 17:12 A stranger in World Market just asked me if they sold bloody mary mix, like I work here. Must be the "Krusin' with the Kyles" shirt. #
• 17:14 @Streyeder montgomery #
• 17:25 Don't get these antiqued globes with modern country names. A globe so old its brown should have c. 1900 labelling. #
• 18:14 Pop actually did eat itself. #

• 20:47 My parents gave me a wii #

• 12:55 Wintzell's oyster house #

• 10:14 At Great Clips, there's no middle ground between Sports Illustrated and Ladies Home Journal. #

• 09:31 Finally figured out that my left ear needs a larger earbud than my right. #
• 15:01 2009 is going to be the year I get back to playing music in front of people. #

• 13:01 "Now I'm not frightened of this world, believe me." - Ray Davies #
• 18:03 @WillCockrell @methodicechidna @quinbot what about guys that piss without holding onto their dicks? #
• 22:09 Trip to milwaukee canceled. Yay for teleconferencing. #

This is new stuff, NOT old tracks dredged out of our Dead Dogs files. If our Accounting Department were running the company, they'd charge you $9.96 for each double album. But they're not. Yet.

We are not 100 per cent benevolent. It's our fervent hope that you, Dear Consumer, will be encouraged to pick up more of what you hear on these special albums at regular retail prices.

• 11:14 Live deer running down spalding drive. #
• 15:24 Many a man has lost his life in trying to make lost time. #
• 20:54 If I was Mark Prior, I'd call my blog "Mark Prior Opened". (Blackberry humor) #

• 08:53 Something you should know about me: "The Width of a Circle" by David Bowie has been stuck in my head and constantly hummed for 6 months. #
• 10:59 There must be at least 2 cubic yards of styrofoam peanuts sitting unattended outside KP's cubicle. There must be an evil use for these. #
• 12:06 The more copy-and-paste used in creating a piece of code, the more it looks from a distance like song lyrics. #
• 12:21 @Streyeder didn't watch anything as a kid that would have that. I was a boy, see.. It does sound like something my daughters would watch tho #
• 13:56 Just bought tickets to Mil-f*cking-waukee. #
• 14:06 When you hear software described as "patchy, patchy", do you think of: a) tinyurl.com/5cx7y6 b) tinyurl.com/6q5mlf c) neither #
• 14:20 breadsticks!!! #
• 14:59 Oh bloody hell.. No wonder nobody here knows what my job is. The title on my nameplate 18 mos out of date. #
• 15:09 "The man who sold the world" is the only Bowie album that reveals what a just plain *scary* guitarist Mick Ronson was. #
• 16:00 Todo: write a blog post explaining/advocating Humble Pie in the same manner as I already did for Grand Funk and Uriah Heep. #
• 16:01 @Streyeder jeff-robertson.com #

• 14:41 Almost had to explain to my 6-year old what "mofo" means. #

• 00:57 @methodicechidna come crash my company xmas party in woodland hills ca #
• 16:50 @scottlong: I've been in bumper to bumper traffic to get to lenox square for about 45 minues. #
• 17:05 Overheard at mall: "everything I want, I buy. This is one of the thinks I like, so I just have to buy it" #
• 17:44 Pink piggin' #

• 18:24 70's TV poll: Wayne Rogers/McClean Stevenson era M*A*S*H vs Mike Farrell/Harry Morgan era M*A*S*H. #
• 22:27 I hate a song that makes you think you're not any good #

• 11:36 My new corduroy jacket smells like old library books! #
• 19:19 Three airports in two days. #
• 19:20 No, four airports. Forgot to count ATL itself. #
• 21:01 Definition of niche appeal: a bluegrass drag act #
• 21:34 I've just been told that Athens GA still has a Gumby's Pizza. #

• 17:05 If I'm going to keep doing business with bankers, I need to start spending more on clothes. #
• 17:45 Turkey, bacon, and advocado sandwhich. #
• 20:02 Lining up to get a table at this "Slanted Door" like it was concert tickets or something. Better be worth it. #
• 21:49 It was, in fact, worth it. #
• 22:36 BART train sounds like that noise at the beginning of "2112". #

• 09:05 Look familiar? tinyurl.com/6baxm6 #
• 11:49 Holy shit, I might have to go to wisconsin. In december. #
• 20:23 Exposing the kids to M.A.M.E. #
• 22:57 Web forms that write to the database as soon as you click them, w/o an explicit "save"? Do not want. Twitter, I'm lookin' at you. #

• 18:31 Whatever happened to steak 'ems anyway? #
• 18:51 @scottlong Is the third from right flipping the bird? #
• 19:15 @WillCockrell so it would appear. For some reason I associate them as a food of my childhood. I think because they used to advertise on tv. #
• 20:43 Starting a list of Simpsons episodes to let D. watch after she turns 7. #
• 22:34 I like my beer cold, my tv loud, and my Sylar... Eeeevil. #

• 10:56 Thinking of switching back to solid shaving soap. #
• 16:09 @scottlong I take it this means you won't be at the company christmas party tonight? #

• 09:17 oh it hurts, it hurts: xkcd.com/513/ #
• 17:00 "South Old Peachtree Road": most awesome Peachtree name variant? #

Latency is not zero. What's more latency will never be zero unless we invent completely new communication technologies. We currently have no communication method that operates at faster than light speed. At light speed it takes 30ms to get from one side of the Atlantic to the other (not the furthest your web data may have to travel). Those 30ms slices add up, and that's assuming you've got a direct and perfect connection to your users. You don't, so chances are the best latency you can cope for is much longer than 30ms.

• 14:11 the whole fabric of the space-time continuum is not merely curved, it is in fact totally bent #
• 16:50 Busting hard, crystallized sugar out of the bottom of a coffee cup. #
• 18:59 Bay Area people: recommend me a lunch, walking distance from the Embarcadero BART. #
• 20:30 If you have a Trader Joes in your city, buy Simpler Times lager. Cheap enough to drink like it was water. Good enough too. #
• 21:04 "You are the silent killer. Go back to the annex." #
• 09:17 oh it hurts, it hurts: xkcd.com/513/ #

• 15:04 tinyurl.com/6c5wwg #

• 08:38 Scott, is this what you were telling me about the other day? tinyurl.com/54rwpu #
• 09:10 Wouldn't think it would be possible for corn nuts to go bad. #

And lucky indeed is the writer who has grown up in Ireland, for the English spoken there is so amusing and musical. I myself grew up in Indianapolis, where common speech sounds like a band saw cutting galvanized tin, and employs a vocabulary as unornamental as a monkey wrench.

• 11:47 The thing about a wife who saw "Mommy Dearest" so many times is when you need wire hangers to make something, there's none in the house. #

• 13:23 At certain zoom levels, Government Boulevard in Mobile is abbreviate as "Gut Blvd" on Google Maps. Lol. #

• 11:01 @WillCockrell The last Classic Rock album is "Back in Black" by AC/DC. Anything newer than that is just rock. Everyone knows that. #
• 16:48 Ok, this is creeping me out: tinyurl.com/5ja7ke #
• 19:35 got a woman that cooks shrimp n' grits! #
• 23:02 Whine pt3: How did Nat'l Geo. go from mostly pics of people w/o nudity taboos, to all about how we're killing the earth? Boomers! #

• 13:04 everflush at work #
• 15:48 Six cokes (not diet) in six hours. #
• 21:01 Whine, part1: Man is it less cool to be thirty-something now than it would have been to be it back when Thirtysomething was actually on TV. #
• 21:20 Whine, part2: between Gen X and Gen Y, I will never be part of a mass cultural identity. Neither fish nor foul, fax machine nor facebook. #
• 22:01 feels like an idiot. A happy idiot, but still.. #

• Browser history as a one-dimensional array through which one can only navigate "forward" and "back": (probably) NCSA Mosaic
  
• The poverty of HTML forms: Mosaic
• What the REST guys derisively call "overloaded POST": Mosaic
• Browsers not supporting PUT, DELETE, or WebDAV: Mosaic
• The suckiness of HTTP authentication prompts, leading to it never being used except on intranets: Mosaic (I think)
  
• FONT, BLINK, @BGCOLOR, and most other presentational markup: Netscape
• Use of tables for page layout: Netscape
• SSL/TLS not being part of HTTP; SSL/TLS not doing anything to prevent phishing: Netscape
  
• 40-bit SSL: Good ole Uncle Sam
  
• Animated GIFs on web pages: Netscape
  
• Browser "plugins", leading ultimately to all-Flash "web pages": Netscape (yes, Flash is cool and useful - without it there' be no Youtube - but you can't tell me it's not also frequently annoying and widely dispised)
  
• Javascript: Netscape (see above)
• Cookies: Netscape (again)
  
• Applets: Netscape and Sun (and again)
  
• Why you have to use both EMBED and OBJECT tags to put a movie on a webpage in order to make sure "both" browsers play it: Netscape and Microsoft
• The poverty of DOM Level 0: Netscape
• Frames: Netscape
• IFrames: Microsoft
  
• "DOM wars", aka "DHTML": Netscape and Microsoft
• Crappy non-compliant CSS implementations as a normal fact of everyday life: Netscape and Microsoft (especially Microsoft)
  
• PNG support being adopted so slowly that even today few sites use it: (mostly) Microsoft
• ActiveX controls on web pages: Microsoft
• NTLM authentication: Microsoft

• 11:28 Calling all nerds: go read RFC 1627. Were those guys onto something? #
• 19:24 Daughter just served me diet coke mixed with prune juice. Tastes kinda like Dr. Pepper. Awesome. #

This explains tools like Maven and Ivy. While Java is a library oriented language, no good facilities exist within the language to manage libraries.

• 13:37 Never going to jiffy-lube again. #

• 19:56 Watching the shuttle launch live at the planetarium. #

• 18:19 Chocolate Skittles == bizarro, hard M&M's #

• 11:13 Poll: "Where Eagles Dare" by Iron Maiden vs. "Where Eagles Dare" by The Misfits. #

• 07:51 Drinking milkshakes cold and long. #

• 10:52 This story has no moral; this story has no end; this story just goes to show that there ain't no good in men. #
• 11:03 Whaddaya mean I couldn't be the President of the United States of America? Tell you somethin', it's still "We the People", right? #
• 20:30 They tried hard to make a flashback Simpsons less funny than kabf04, but that proved impossible. Meh. #

Which makes more sense, that every Web site in the world should create duplicate versions of their pages for mobile phones and regular browsers or that software + hardware would eventually evolve to the point where I can run a full fledged browser on the device in my pocket? Thanks to the iPhone, it is now clear to everyone that this idea of a second class Web for mobile phones was a stopgap solution at best whose time is now past.

• 08:49 Sweatah weathah! #

• 15:39 Why have I never used seeqpod.com before? This rocks. #
• 15:50 List of bands that I would probably like if I hadn't been avoiding them since 1993 because of "hype aversion", part 2: the Descendents #

• 17:31 Spotted a car with bumper stickers for both Obama and bow-hunting. Ted Nugent would be pissed. #

• 06:59 Less than 50 people in front of me to vote. Where's those crazy lines now? #

• 08:21 Why don't I feel like I got to sleep an extra hour this morning? #

• 16:35 Z. is schooling the other kids on how to operate a playground swing. #

• 07:48 Bama bound. #
• 12:20 Checked into the Hotel Mallet #
• 12:38 My route to Tuscaloosa, part of it on dirt roads: tinyurl.com/66gcto #

• 11:13 Number of people seen wearing customes at work today: three. Number of Sara Palin costumes: one. Palins-per-capita percentage: 33.33%. #
• 17:06 Exactly one year as a Civic owner. #

• 08:49 Since when have web pages been able to have customized "right click" menus? I always thought that was "impossible" but Google maps does it. #
• 15:19 why the hell is my office so much colder than the rest of the building? #
• 16:24 The problem with recycling is that I can be reminded how many cokes I've consumed by a single glance at the bin. I just don't wanna know. #

package com.jeff_robertson;

public class $Make$Money$Fast {
 
 public static void main(String $ARGV[]) {
  
  String foo$bar = "foobar";
  
  System.out.println(foo$bar);
  
  String $perl = "...";
  
  String BASIC$ = get$money();
  
 }
 
 public static String get$money() {
  return "$1,000,000";
 }

}

• 16:22 I gotta find some more prolific twitterers to follow. Cause ya'lls are some quiet mofos lately. #

• 10:54 List of bands that I would probably like if I hadn't been avoiding them since 1993 because of "hype aversion", part 1: Wilco #
• 16:31 Hype aversion is an instinctive ego-defense. "If *I've* never heard it, it must suck". Saves you from knowing there's stuff you don't know. #

• 11:52 Today is the day I make my girls watch Star Wars. #

• 08:27 Nice boys don't play rock and roll. #
• 08:39 Oh iPod, why didn't they just make you with a standard USB jack? #

• 09:35 dropped my blackberry on the floor so hard the battery fell out. just realized that the SIM fell out too and wtf knows where it is now #
• 10:33 Doh. Sim never left BB, but was loose so the BB thought it was gone. I realized after sifting thru trash can for it. #

• 13:06 Somebody actually just asked me to explain something "in lehman's terms". Bizarre typo, new meme poking at Lehman bros, or Freudian slip? #

• 09:27 @WillCockrell How similar is Connecticut to what was depicted on "Gilmore Girls"? #
• 09:29 Found a bunch of of psedoephedrine in the pocket of a jacket that I can't even remember the last time I wore. #
• 11:28 The girl from The Wonder Years is a popular writer on mathematics?! Nova should have told me this. Head asplode. #
• 13:07 Powerpoint presentation procrastination party. #

• 10:27 no radio station billing itself as "oldies" has any excuse to play any song younger than me. stick with your core demographic to the grave. #

• 11:56 my first-grader is "smarter than a fifth grader" #

• 09:35 oh, the things that the president would oppose under "ordinary circumstances"! #

• 02:04 Nighttime roadgeek run thru downtown LA, Pasadena, Glendale, Burbank. #
• 09:21 approximate route last night: tinyurl.com/4ptbb5 #
• 22:09 been doin' some good old fashioned bloggin'. by gar, it's been a while. blog.jeff-robertson.com #

This appendix documents protocol elements used by some existing HTTP implementations, but not consistently and correctly across most HTTP/1.0 applications. Implementors should be aware of these features, but cannot rely upon their presence in, or interoperability with, other HTTP/1.0 applications.

The Link entity-header field provides a means for describing a relationship between the entity and some other resource. An entity may include multiple Link values. Links at the metainformation level typically indicate relationships like hierarchical structure and navigation paths.

Note. It is proposed that any HTML metainformation element (allowed withing the HEAD as opposed to BODY element of the document) be a valid candidate for an HTTP object header. LINK is one example, TITLE another. One suggestion was that the isomorphism should be realized by prepending "WWW-" to the HTML element name to make the HTTP header name, and the HTML attributes imply identically named semicolon-separated MIME-style header parameters. It is open to discussion whether the "WWW-" should be inserted or not.

• 08:43 I don't want nobody to give me nothin'. Open up the door, I'll get it myself. #
• 09:00 There is so much awesome on _Physical_Graffiti_ that the otherwise-mindblowing "Kashmir" is rendered lame for obscuring the rest. #
• 18:18 At the airport, explaining the food at Paschals to people from NJ. #
• 18:31 Ever since I was eight years old I've always wanted to write a song about Duran Duran to the tune of "Barbara Ann". #
• 18:38 Add to the list of band/album/song name ideas: [Son of] Mr. Green Screens. #

import java.io.IOException;
import java.security.Principal;

import javax.servlet.*;
import javax.servlet.http.*;

import org.apache.commons.codec.binary.Base64;

public class BasicAuthServletFilter implements Filter {

 private SessionCache sessions = new SessionCache();
 

 public void doFilter(ServletRequest arg0, ServletResponse arg1,
   FilterChain arg2) throws IOException, ServletException {
  
  HttpServletRequest httpRequest = (HttpServletRequest) arg0;
  HttpServletResponse httpResponse = (HttpServletResponse) arg1;
  
  String auth = httpRequest.getHeader("Authorization");
  
  if( auth == null ) {
   send401(httpResponse);
   return;
  }
  
  String[] tokens = auth.split(" ");
  
  if( !tokens[0].equalsIgnoreCase("Basic")) {
   send401(httpResponse);
   return;
  }

  String[] credentials = new String( Base64.decodeBase64(tokens[1].getBytes()) ).split(":");
  
  
  try {
   customLogin( credentials[0], credentials[1] );
  } catch (Exception e) {
   send401(httpResponse);
   return;
  }
  
  // implementation of MyPrincipal is left an exercise for the reader
  final java.security.Principal p = new MyPrincipal(credentials[0]);
  
  HttpServletRequestWrapper wrapper = new HttpServletRequestWrapper(httpRequest) {

   @Override
   public String getAuthType() {
    return HttpServletRequest.BASIC_AUTH;
   }

   @Override
   public String getRemoteUser() {
    return p.getName();
   }

   @Override
   public Principal getUserPrincipal() {
    return p;
   }

   @Override
   public boolean isUserInRole(String role) {
                                // probably want to customize here
    return true;
   }
  };

  
  arg2.doFilter(wrapper, arg1);
  
 }

 private void send401(HttpServletResponse httpResponse) throws IOException {
  httpResponse.setHeader("WWW-Authenticate",
    "Basic realm=\"My Realm\"");
  httpResponse.sendError(401);
 }

 public void customLogin(String user, String password) throws Exception {

  // proprietary business logic (TM)

 }


 public void init(FilterConfig arg0) throws ServletException {
 }
 
 
 public void destroy() {
 }

  
 

}

• 20:04 testing #
• 22:28 testing again #
• 22:29 - #
• 22:30 Kentucky (4-1) 14 2 Alabama (6-0) 17 #
• 22:30 yes im working on that football thing #

• 10:54 do not expect any further statements. the sons of batman don't talk. we act. #

We realized that the music you listen to is already on YouTube, so we started with some source code from the Opentape folks (thank you!), added in the YouTube Javascript API, and we had a website.

• 17:26 Made the mistake of going to quicktrip to get coffee. Gas lines from the Carter years. People pushing empty cars into the station. Good ... #
• 17:42 "No money, no gas. No money, no senorita." - cop at quiktrip #

• 17:46 The smell of burnt microwave popcorn has followed me home from work. #

• 12:26 Waited 3 years for Gwinnett Co to open Graves Park when I lived about 1/2 mile from it. Now the thing is open and the grass is greener. #
• 20:34 America's chicken industry needs to do something to promote dark meat. Come on, the ad campaign practically writes itself. #

• 09:19 Switching back from ie8b2 to ie7 for "quality center". #
• 15:30 Using a printer that prints on a 3-foot-wide, 150-foot long roll of paper somehow feels like something Tim "the tool man" Taylor would do. #

• 18:42 Got a tape of "Herman and Catnip", the *other* inspiration of Itchy and Scratchy... at Goodwill! #
• 18:48 Seriously.. Catnip has already died in one cartoon (producing nine ghosts) and Herman has cheerily used the words "death rattle" in another. #

• 08:15 Krystal: the "burger" with advertisements for its own eating contest on every single box. #

• 09:06 Gearwire.. the "happy little trees" of rock and roll. See tinyurl.com/5n5d2h #

• 08:22 Walked in to a group of husbands/fathers discussing the anatomical details of childbirth. Over breakfast. Not sure how to feel about it. #
• 18:29 My six year old plays Battlechess. #

(Note: it is a good idea to familiarize yourself with these two things as they are both beloved by cool white people. Follow up note: these same things are hated by cooler white people).
Stuff White People Like

• 16:53 Alf Garnett was to Archie Bunker what David Brent is to Michael Scott. Youtube that shit. #
• 17:59 trambopoline! #

• 13:04 It's pretty sobering the first time you notice that there are *scientists* younger than you. #

• 14:46 "There's no teacher's edition of the universe" - Dr. Steve Novella #

• 11:20 From a distance, the word MCCAIN (in all caps like that) looks like the word WICCAN. #

• 12:49 reading XKCD it hit me: holy shit, I have webhosting now.. I can make a webcomic! Now if I only I had any good ideas for one. #

• 13:20 Live music in IKEA? #
• 21:45 just realized I can add Bill Hicks to the list of celebrities that died younger than me. #

• 10:52 No matter how old I get I will always be younger than Kid Rock. #

• 01:18 Its really not fair for Los Angeles, which is in the desert for cryin out loud, to be so much cooler than Atlanta is at this same hour. #

• 09:52 Delta sells ad space on their boarding passes?! #
• 18:45 made it thru security in time to have airport beer. #
• 18:57 Turning "out of office" message off. Not gonna tolerate getting all these bounces sent to my blackberry for three days. #
• 20:07 Everything in one carry-on == everything in the overhead bin == nothing under the seat in front of me! #

• 18:25 Carvel "Fudgie the Whale" ice cream cake! #
• 20:51 Got me a gumbo cookin' woman #
• 23:10 managed to cram two changes of clothes into my computer bag. #

• 21:03 Rauchbier. Rauchbier? Rauchbier!! #

• 08:28 discovering harmonies I'd never heard before in 40 year old Beatles songs, just by hearing them on a stereo where only one channel works. #

I did a google search for "shared java hosting", to check if somebody has recorded any wonderful experience he/she has had with java hosting on a shared environment. However I could not find anything except one blog by Stefan Mischook titled "Java hosting is kicking my ass!". He concludes by saying "Java is brittle in a shared environment, hard to configure and problematic - it sucks. I think this is a symptom of the Java community’s need to over-engineer everything and shows how Java is no longer suitable for small and medium size application development."

• 09:06 spent the last hour happily reading boing boing, thinking i didn't have any work email to deal with. then i remembered outlook wasn't up. #
• 12:28 Add mindterm to the list of java apps that are truly competitive with native ones. It and limewire are the only non-IDEs on the list so far. #
• 16:32 i'm probably gonna regret making a burrito from fixins' that have been sitting out since noon. #

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• 20:56 i've never bothered to look to see if jeff-robertson.com was available, cuz I figured it couldn't possibly be. wtf? it is! or, it was! #

• 18:58 I am 100% sure it is not just that I'm old and jaded now. Chuck E. Cheese's is objectively lamer than it was in the eighties. #
• 19:04 How the hell did a store where I just used my credit card get my email address? #

• 18:58 I am 100% sure it is not just that I'm old and jaded now. Chuck E. Cheese's is objectively lamer than it was in the eighties. #
• 19:04 How the hell did a store where I just used my credit card get my email address? #

• 18:58 I am 100% sure it is not just that I'm old and jaded now. Chuck E. Cheese's is objectively lamer than it was in the eighties. #
• 19:04 How the hell did a store where I just used my credit card get my email address? #

• 18:58 I am 100% sure it is not just that I'm old and jaded now. Chuck E. Cheese's is objectively lamer than it was in the eighties. #
• 19:04 How the hell did a store where I just used my credit card get my email address? #

on camping trips, Swiss Army knives are ideal. Luggage space is often at a premium, and such a tool will be useful in a range of expected and even unexpected situations. In situations when versatility and space constraints are less important, however, a Swiss Army knife is comparatively a fairly poor knife—and an equally awkward magnifying glass, saw, and scissors. qv

• 08:08 Our chief weapon is surprise.. surprise and fear.. fear and surprise.. and Outlook. #

• 16:49 I just watched this tinyurl.com/2slqeu with the sound off, listening to "Seek and Destroy" by Metallica instead. #

• 08:27 It's a burrito, and I'm eating it for breakfast. Does that mean it's a breakfast burrito? #

• 14:16 yes, as a matter of fact I am wearing a pocket protector #
• 18:36 wearing ridulous amounts of sunscreen #

• 02:24 fortune cookie say: "an interesting musical opportunity is in your near future" #
• 13:41 At perimeter mall. They're lined up like crazy outside the Apple store. I'm just here for the food court. #

• 20:47 I'm so sunburned I look like a red devil. A fat red devil. #

• 09:09 this better fucking update facebook.. #
• 09:18 Twitter is way too vital a service for it to be allowed to have service outages and turn features off. It should be nationalized. #
• 09:28 Farting up the ie8 beta for the first time. Yeah, I know.. I'm late to the party. #
• 09:42 IE8 was worth it, if for no other reason than leading to me reading this: tinyurl.com/5otk5v #
• 12:51 Why is cantaloupe encountered on buffets and salad bars so much more frequently than honeydew melon? Honeydew kicks cantaloupe's ass. #
• 21:18 "What's for lunch?" "Next!!" "Chicken next?" #
• 22:02 "Lisa the Vegetarian" would be A pretty good Simpsons episode if it didn't have all that damned vegetarianism in it. #

• 16:38 "What, are you gonna read People Magazine and eat at Wendy's til the end of time? Take a fucking chance!" - George Carlin #
• 18:53 Woot, the shell station where i buy redbull and porkrinds has mexican coke #

• 09:12 How have I been using UNC paths since 1995 without learning that you can put user:password just like urls? \\server\share@user:pass.. wtf?! #
• 09:20 oh now I know why... because the webpage that just told me you could do that was wrong. sigh. #
• 11:50 it's good to know that in spite of all the ways my blackberry does not display web pages very well, it does in fact support animated gifs. #

• 23:27 montgomery chan 12 news ticker: "actor beyond bozo has dies". (exact quote) #

• 23:48 Sooner or later I always return toi my true mistressh: scattered, covered, smothered, chunked, diced... #

• 01:28 2 things I should be ashamed of as a south alabamian: never eating a raw oyster before yesterday; and drinking yankee-ass "moxie" soda. #

• 22:00 Seattle's streets are entirely free of park benches, except at bus stops. My guess is they know they'd just be full of homeless people. #

• 10:13 i dreamed of weird food: canned whole crocodile, endorsed by the king of spain. #
• 12:03 Does the fact that my mood improves noticeably when I eat mean I'm permanently on the food/shelter rung of Maslow's hierarchy of needs? #
• 12:15 There is no such a thing as a worst case scenario.. no matter how bad you think things might get, they could get even worse. #

• 10:09 I dreamed one of the major Marvel or DC villains was crazy b/c as a child they dressed him as a bunny to hide him from the nazis. #

• 13:55 At a restaurant that serves goat. #
• 15:17 goat is having its revenge from beyond the grave #
• 15:41 I have become that which I used to fear: a fat sweaty bald man in a polo shirt, walking down the street in the hot southern sun. #
• 22:25 @Quinbot no i mean new age shaving "creams" that are more like lotion than soap. lotion don't lather up no matter how much you rub it. #

• 08:59 Wtf is the deal with foamless shaving cream? #

• 08:29 today is "see how long i can use windows with no shell" day #

• 16:59 a watched jboss boils slower. seriously, i think it really does runs faster (on xp at least) when the cmd.exe running it is minimized. #