When your 2-year-old wakes you up at 4:00 and you turn to TV to try to lull her back to sleep, there really isn't anything G-Rated on except for TVLand. So, I find myself exposing my kids to "Little House on the Prairie".

Where they will learn from Nellie Olsen how to be a b&^%$.

Laura: My Pa works hard.
Nellie: So does a mule!

EDIT: Popped in Bambi. Let 'em learn about Cartoon Deer Death.

PS: I'm in ur base, killin ur data.