I will not be pigeon-holed, undersold, brainwashed, whitewashed,
soft-spoken, or a token.
I will not be branded, blanded, left-handed, Ayn-Randed,
Garfunkled, uncled, Ralph Nadered or Darth Vadered.
I will not be scrutinized, routinized, lobotomized, sodomized,
Neo-Conned, Slobodan'd, sat upon, spat upon.
I will not be scattered, smothered, covered, chunked, topped, diced,
sliced, iced, riced, or niced.
(Or, for that matter, miced)
I will not go gentle into that good night.