Here's some good news that vegetarians can really sink their teeth into: Researchers have developed genetically engineered fruit trees that bear real meat!

Did they miss the fact that the same people who are vegetarians for the purposes of animal rights also tend to be opposed to genetically modified food of all kinds?

It's all worth while when you see the URL that Yahoo gave it, though:

http://entertainment.tv.yahoo.com/entnews/wwn/20030516/105309720008.html

(Yes, I know Ent is for Entertainment... but why is this in the entertainment section anyway?)