Wednesday, December 31, 2003
(via Miscellaneous Heathen)
Mr. Ironside, who had his own page in the yearbook, had been elected valedictorian in a vote carefully orchestrated by his peers and designed to embarrass him.Dissing your stupid high school classmates is always cool, but what the heck is going wrong with a world when Valedictorian is an elected position? Isn't that title supposed to be for the kid with the best grades?
But when graduation night arrived, he gave a speech that transformed a malicious high school joke into an ad libbed sequel to Revenge of the Nerds.