there are some things that just need to be shot. Take soccer balls, for example. Nobody likes soccer balls. Sure, the Europeans pretend to like soccer, or "football" as they stubbornly insist on calling it. You know what? They're faking it. Why? Just to confuse the rest of the world. Also, 95% of all computers are practically begging to be shot. The last time your Compaq froze didn't you want to pump it full of hot lead? Of course you did.