Thursday, August 28, 2003

Armed Response Technologies Inc.

This is one of the things that came up when I searched for "deathstation 9000".
Armed Response Technologies has a range of ADPs (acronym-driven products) to suit all needs, and we are more than willing to customise our products to your specifications. Whether your defense requirements are large or small, we have a bomb, or even a bullet, with your name on it.
We also provide sophisticated control systems to help you to ensure that your defense ends up in the right place and doesn't explode prematurely. Our free consultancy service has also proved very popular. Our discreet service is legendary. For that very reason, we can't give you a list of satisfied customers. Suffice to say that they comprise most of the leading governments in the world, and a surprising number of Fortune 500 corporations.