This past weekend we were eating out and over at another table I heard a guy make some kind of a crack about how "the difference between Iraq and Iran is just one letter on the keyboard".

Then I heard this little kid say somehing like "No, Dad, they're a lot more than one letter apart. Q is way up there in the corner, and N is way down there next to the space bar..."

What's the world coming to when 9-year-olds have the QWERTY layout memorized in their heads?