Somebody sent my wife a link to this

Compact Disc Minimum Advertised
Price Antitrust Litigation Settlement
website. Is this for real? How have we not
heard about this before?

Java lesson: Don't extend java.util.HashMap unless you really know what you're doing. Any unless you're Joshua Bloch (the author of HashMap), you probably don't. The same goes for the rest of the Collections framework. The Decorator pattern is your friend!

Ok, I think I'm done messing around with the template, at least for now.